Sizzler cashier: “So, that’s one sirloin tip dinner with all-you-can-eat soup, salad, pasta, and dessert bar…?”
Durbin: “Yes. Oh—and for the good of the country, we also demand that Vice President Dick Cheney’s aides, John Hannah and David Addington, step down.”
Sizzler cashier:
Durbin: “Just because.”
Sizzler cashier:
Durbin: “Right. So. Have change for a hundred?”*
What they need to do is transfer all the hard-cases from Gitmo to Cheney’s staff.
I made the mistake of clicking on the comments for the article. I swear, how did so much of America lose touch with reality?
Hey, when are they going to investigate who leaked the CIA secret prisons? Isn’t that a MUCH bigger deal than outing a non-undercover agent whose husband wrote a untrue op-ed?
That really makes me mad. You know why?
The best thing that could happen for American Democracy would be Reid staging a coup.
“The moral? Don’t be a dick, Dick.”
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The best thing that could happen for American Democracy would be Reid staging a coup.
I hope you were being intentionally ironic. Cuz otherwise you just said something really stupid.
TallDave-
I promise that although I am really stupid, I was being intentionally ironic.
Harry Reid is a Latter-day Saint (aka Mormon). Which, right now, must make quite a few Latter-day Saints (myself included) cringe. He should hand over his membership for making a mockery of government (assuming he’s still active).
Democrats? Stage a coup? Not unless they can seize the silos and radio stations while the Republican Party is all on its lunch break…
Not unless they can seize the silos and radio stations while the Republican Party is all on its lunch break…
Even then, they’d hire temps to do all the work…
Not to play-up the “mommy party” image at all…
DEMS TO VP: “AND TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT WHEN YOU LEAVE THIS MORNING”
Neglected Durbin (D-IL) asks why they don’t go out anymore; questions whether VP Cheney still attracted sexually.
Developing…
That really makes me mad. You know why?
I dunno, TallDave. Could it be…
…BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!!?
The ‘yuts’ have taken their riots to the White House!
Sean:
[taps nose]
MayBee,
Sorry, my irony intentionality sensor was out of whack there.
Harry Reid is a Latter-day Saint (aka Mormon). Which, right now, must make quite a few Latter-day Saints (myself included) cringe. He should hand over his membership for making a mockery of government (assuming he’s still active).
As are a large percentage of NV officials, including the Governor and many judges. Politically, Utah migrated West a state. Maybe it’s all the gambling money.