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Another Waiting for Godot rewrite?
Eigth militant: So, the running dog Americans have broken out the dumb bombs…
Turing = become, as in I am become death, the destroyer of worlds…
Ninth militant: “…peace be upon him. Meanwhile, rocks be upon me. Which, y’know, FUCK!”
72ND Virgin
“Where’s my martyr?
So, do you think that we’ll start seeing
news stories in the Arab press about this earthquake being Allah’s statement against
blowing people up.
No? Me either.
Wouldn’t it be sweet if old Mother Nature got Bin Laden. He would be dead and the crazy jihadists couldn’t blame it one us.
It was the ZIONIST EARTHQUAKE MAKING MACHINE. Why can’t you people see this?
(/aljezeera off)
Oh, God no Sparkle.
When that shitbird kaacks I want it to happen in the gunsights of someone from the American military. And I want trophy photos, the kind where all the guys who kill his ass get to paint lipstick on him and get smiley “check ME out!” shots.
If there is one swinging jagdorff walking the Earth who does NOT deserve to die by natural or act-of-God causes, it’s that jagdorff.
“long”- make me smile, long-time.
What with the Indonesian tsunamis and the Iranian and Pakistani earthquakes, methinks Allah is kinda pissed at something.
Raisins?!!!!!!!
Now, see I got people all over my back when I said something similar yesterday. Well, perhaps I went a tad further.
I hope our operators who aren’t there are okay.
Rumor has it 400 operators who aren’t there didn’t show up for work that day.
I suspect the Jooooooos.
But Americans let their own people suffer and die in natural disasters too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Jeff!
I hear that global warming is really affecting you guys up there!
Horrendous price to pay for getting some of the “militants.”
“Hundreds of angry villagers blocked roads in the region, protesting the slow pace of rescue efforts.” Uh, yeah. That will help termendously. I wonder if the protest wasn’t put together by ANSWER. Same logic.
Sparkle —
Yeah. But the good news is, I was able to convince my dog to let me drill in the backyard for oil.
Once I assured her I’d be using ice roads and that the squirrels would absolutely thrive, if the caribou are any indication
I’m sure the earthquake is unrelated to news that Michael Moore had a high dive installed for his swimming pool.
Bush needs to check the settings on his earthquake device. Hey, I watched that Steven Segal movie. I know they have the technology!
“Chance favors the prepared mind”
Digsauce,
You have incorrect information.
IT is HALLIBURTON that has the earthquake machine.
Us Neanderthals spell it “HALLYBURTON”
Oh, God—they’re taking lessons from RoboShep.
Sparkle,
To be absolutely correct, the earthquake machine was built from a Halliburton design by KBR (Kellogg, Brown, and Root) under a contract to DOD, which was issued in response to an unsolicited proposal made by Halliburton Corp. while Cheney was President thereof. The residual payments the VP gets, which had the Democrats’ panties so tightly wadded for a while, are funded out of the progress payments on the contract. The project is called QUIVER BLUE.
All those mysterious little buildings with no windows that keep popping up in rural areas? You thought they had something to do with the Internet, didn’t you? BUUUUWAHAHAHA!
If tsunamis, earthquakes, and the like seem to be a bit more frequent than they should be… well, it’s a new technology, and the theory (while obviously sound) isn’t fully complete. Among other things, they have to learn to aim the thing. Expect more ranging shots in the near future.
There. Complete in one place. When the moonbats start flapping, remember you saw it here first.
Regards,
Ric
tw: school, as in “telling tales out of…”
Marine Sniper::”Did you feel that Jassim?”
Iraqi Sniper:”I did hear and feel that…weird….”
Marine Sniper:”I wonder where it came from…”
Iraqi Sniper: “I don’t know, but things got very quiet very fast…”
Marine Sniper:” I hope it wasn’t another Tsunami-like tragedy….”
Iraqi Sniper:”Well, I’m sure the US will come to the rescue regardless of the situation….”
Marine Sniper:”……..yeah, I know…..”
Iraqi Sniper:”Does your country know how much you US soldiers bring to the table?”
Marine Sniper:”Jassin, don’t get me started…I’m just here to do a job…”
When Katrina hit New Orleans, Abu Musab al Zarqawi ’recruited‘ the storm into the ranks of Al Qaida as a holy warrior. The Katrina death toll now stands at around 1200.
This earthquake, hitting an almost exclusively muslim region, has now killed over 30,000 (or 25 times Katrina) and the death toll continues to rise. If Zarqawi is looking for signs of Allah’s will in natural disasters, do you think he’ll have the balls to ‘recruit’ this disaster as well? And into who’s army?
No, I don’t think so either.