…no little blue pills for THIS Bowflex cowboy. MY whiskers still get stiff when the wind blows. Tell me Bolton’s weathered old lip coozie can say THAT with a straight face…
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I’m always amused by bloggers who comment first in their own blog….
Really? I’m always amused by fart jokes.
Me personally? Funny shaped vegetables do the trick……..
Funny shaped vegetables do interesting things for my wife, but the sounds that she emits don’t really make me think she’s amused.
Is she eating them?
And why vegetables?
Q: What’s the worst thing about eating vegetables?
the wheelchair?
Funny smelling urine?
No positive feedback?
You’ll get a rather diverse feedback if you eat beets.
You want funny? Bowflex cowboy and weathered old lip coozie – man, I’m still laughin’.
Now if only Shep Smith would grow a mustache …
“I bet you’re asking yourself… ‘Why didn’t I take the blue pill?’”
A: The chewy I.V. tube?
Getting the cranberry sauce out of the can, ever since they took the rim off the bottom so you can’t open both ends. That and trying to find the Gizmo in the drawer.
Aqua-Net will do that.
That “stiff whiskers when the wind blows” line damn well better not be a reference to someone farting during hot man on man action, or I’m outa here.
Shep tried to ask Geraldo and Anderson Cooper about that, but they quickly covered up and ran back into the Convention Center.
Major Garrett is still on the story, though. We expect a FNC exclusive any day now.
“Maybe the Shep Smith ate your baby.”