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“Man. The Patriarchy just RAWKS!”—Satchel
BECAUSE OF THE CUTENESS!
TW: right, as in correct!
BillINDC was right, what a little babe magnet!
(Yes, I know I’m a pig.)
That kid, and a mall, and a good story about how your wife threw you over for a used car salesman and left you alone to raise your son…well, let’s just say chicks for days, hoss, chicks for days.
Mall, university library. Coffee house. Art gallery. Whatever.
“Eve was weak.”
Happy hunting.
Awwwwwwwww…….
Hah! You’re gonna have your hands full-just be glad he’s male.
You can totally see his mind working and wheels turning. That is so cool (and, sadly, uncommon).
A chip off the ol’ CONSERVA-BEEF(!!!), apparently.
TW: “tried,” as in “I tried to resist posting this.”
He’s a little devil.
Since the ‘dillo isn’t around, would you mind putting the boy in a monkey suit tomorrow night? The Angels need something.
Sexist! If this child were a woman, you would never have posted a picture of him… er… her… uh… SEXIST! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY GRAMMAR YOU PATRIARCHY-UPHOLDING FIEND.
PW-style craziness aside, yer child be cute.
maybe you could borrow some of his hair? ;D
Jeff, you haven’t told us the answer to the question we all are secretly harboring:
DOES HE DEMAND PIE?!
Pie? How ‘bout Guinness? Goes well in a sippy cup…
Damn, I’m getting old. I remember seeing his picture when he was seemingly only a bit past the zygote stage.
Other than that, it beats the holy hell out of cat blogging.
When’s he going to become a co-author?
Good grief, Jeff. He’s like fall-time mountain aspens – he seems to change by the hour. That’s one handsome young’un.
Yummy! Just … yummy!
There does seem to be a precocious look there…it won’t be long before he’s asking for the keys to the blog.
In the meantime, L’shanah tovah, Jeff.
-T.
Combining your stay at home dad status with your “Oktoberfest clippers” photo, I’m guessing your wife’s career to be…. Supermodel? Because you can’t get from Steven Tyler to Liv Tyler without some Bebe Buell DNA in the mix. Just sayin’.
Yeah, my wife’s the hot one. But she can’t get a peep out of John Merrick’s ghost. So, you know…
Incidentally, HERE’S no hair.
I have a bit more than that this time.
So…uh…when do you start posting pictures of your wife?
(C’mon–Glenn does it!)
OMG, what a little cutiepie!! And he looks like he knows it, too. LOL
Oh Baby! What sweet face!
Good-looking son, good-looking wife (I’ll take your word for it), good-looking armadillo (as ‘dilloes go), and even a good-looking dog (as per that last link)…truly, the good-genes fairy has blessed you.
Well, he’s got a better barber than you for sure! (does”barber” show my age?)
Those little things are amazing, no?
Awwww he is so cute.
Word of advice don’t show your wife this post. She will get all grumpy and put her hands on hips and tell you it is not funny. Just implying that you are allowing him to watch those videos will get you in trouble. It will be one of those discussions: Her, “that is not funny” you, “but it is just joke, honetly he was watching blues clues” Her, “I still don’t care it is just not funny.”
I’m not saying that he isn’t conservative, I’m saying that he has no record. Just because Jeff says “trust me,” it is bullying to expect everyone to simply fall in line. To all of the supporters of this child that respond “he’s cute,” or
“he’s 2, dickwad” your position is ageist and truly the soft bigotry of low expectations.
Jeff should have adopted a kid with a clear record of conservatism if he wanted to ensure his legacy.
Fix him up with daily Sadie, and their kids would turn out even cuter than my son was at that age.
But what does he think about Harriet Miers? Heh.
And would have obviated the need for a continuing series of “healf-hearted” attempts to boost his conservative bona fides…
Have nothing to say but “Awww…”
Totally adorable, Jeff.
Whew, we’re lucky we have boys, Jeff.
As my brother said when his son was born: “When you have a daughter, you have to worry about all of those penises out there. With a boy I just have to worry about one penis.”
Much less stressful.
SMG
With some kids, even at the earliest age their faces presage a superior intellect. Which, of course, results in superior headaches for the parents, but it’s worth it.
TW “change”, as in you ain’t seen nothing yet, Jeff.
What a cute little fellah. You can see by the mischevious grin and the light in his eye that he’s going to be a live wire. Hold on for the ride, you’re going to love every minute of it and it’ll go faster than you can possibly imagine.
What can you expect when you start them out on “duckies gone wild” t-shirts. He obviously knows where it’s at.
And I have learned by chance that I can out-drool the live John Merrick. What’s the word? Hummanahummannahumanna.
Oh, yeah, like you don’t occasionally rip off your diaper, toss it on the floor, and laugh hysterically.
He’s darling, Jeff, but he’s growing up too fast.
SMG:
Do you really think so?
I have boys and I have to say it is really scary to think of the lack of power they have if they get a girl pregnant. They are too young now, but I still reinforce that to them all the time. If they make a mistake, they don’t really have any say in the matter. I think that is stressful.
They have “say” when they bed ‘em.
Is he still fascinated by show tunes and his mom’s shoes, Jeff?
Not that there’s anething wrong with that…
Carin-
Very true.
Which is why I want them to understand all the long-term implications of what they are thinking about doing.
Which, as a parent who doubts she will be invited to chaperone her kids’ dates, I find as stressful for boys as for girls.
One up-side (among the very many) of having a daughter is when she brings her girl friends over to hang out at the pool. It’s just not the same with guys.
TW “effort”, as in “Yes, it does take one”
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BECAUSE OF THE TECHNOLOGY!