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- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
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SEXIST!
Hey, she had to work hard with that wilted….penis?
I understood every word of that shit. Scary!
tw: now
As in: Gibmeeezhatoldedmufuksmunee NOW!
Ah, the Donna Summmer defense. “She worked hard for her money, so you better treat her right!”
ANNA’S BACK! Oh wondrous, happy, beautiful day!
Y’made my lunchtime blogreading with this one Jeff. Thanks.
TW: Of </b>course<b> I understood what she was saying. I’ve dated chicks that spoke that language.
“I’ve dated chicks who spoke that language.”
I know that language, too. It’s Drunkenese, frequently heard at my alma mater, Michigan State.
Word: system. “My system barely survived my college years.”
Hooray!!! The first thing I thought of when I saw this on the news was that I looked forward to the inevitable Anna Nicole posts.
The Rack is Back.
um, could you get a pic of a more attractive gold-digger? please?
GAY COCK OF uh…TITS!
This will be a breath of fresh air for Roberts after the confirmation hearings. A person speaking much more sense than the Democrats on the Judicial Committee.
Shriveledpenisphobe!!!!!!!
Damn, seeing this post makes me almost wish I hadn’t given up the practice of law…
Yes, but what would happen if she were president instead of Geena Davis? The mind reels.
Or, better yet, if she argued her Supreme Court case pro se?
Innagadadaviiida, baybay!
I’m frankly surprised at your crass lack of understanding and acceptance of the drunken Bimbo-American golddigger demographic, Jeff.
I don’t think a quarter-billion or so is too much to ask for two whole years of massaging that sad old liver-spotted revenant.
And admit it – you’d stay drunk for the next decade too…
AAAHHH!!! We’re on a similar wavelength here.
Scary.
Can somebody translate: “fonnelan olsac?”
I can!
I’m not really up on the case, so someone, please, enlighten me.
Has there been any argument against her claim other than the fact that she’s a drunken money-grubbing tramp?
Did she forge the document?
Otherwise, it would appear that the old man’s son needs to take what was handed to him and move the fuck on.
I can’t believe that the Supreme Court is getting involved to determine what is appropriate for a husband to leave his wife…or, more to the point, what a man can leave to anyone he damned well pleases.
Info, please…
I don’t think she’s got much of a case because if the dude was in his twenties it’d still have been all, li’, wrinklyinshit. Wrinkles come with the package.
I’d like to see Anna Nicole nominated to succeed Sandra Day O’Connor.
TW: judicial, as in “Her low-cut judicial robes showed off so much cleavage that even David Souter couldn’t keep from banging his gavel continuously.”
Christ! She sounds just like Teddy Kenedy! Maybe we can get her to translate.
Don’t we all?
One can hardly contain the joy. Hardly.
tw: efforts. Yes. One will make efforts.
Fortunately, “the joy” isn’t what Anna Nicole needs to worry about containing.
yeah gail, i’m sure her duct tape expenses are on the high side.
Better be careful, she’ll take your sandwich.
Would that be fondle and old sack?
AN