Honestly. You don’t know whether to laugh or cry:
Outgoing Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius officially announced her resignation Friday, but just like the glitches that plagued the federal website for Obamacare – healthcare.gov – which she was responsible for, Sebelius experienced a glitch of her own when the last page of her speech went missing.
“So the personal reward for me at the end of the day are the folks who approach me, the strangers who approach me at a meeting or pass me a note on a plane or hand me a phone with someone on the other end saying thank you. Their stories are so heartening about finally feeling secure and knowing they can take care of themselves and their families. Unfortunately, a page is missing,” she said after a long pause.
Sadly, over 2000 pages of the ObamaCare monstrosity remain accounted for, and their numbers will continue to grow and spread like Canada Thistle, which the delicate manicured hands of our elected officials won’t be pulling them out any time soon.
— Though now that I think about it, maybe that’s why even the GOP is clamoring for amnesty: to do the hard work American politicians won’t do!
Anyway, the irony of Sebelius screwing up another “rollout” of sorts is, I think, worth pointing out. If only to torture ourselves by reminding ourselves that we’ve entrusted these people to run the government for us.
There was no page missing. She wrote the speech several years ago and was planning on filling in the examples later. Alas, there are none.
“Unfortunately, a page is missing,” she said barney frankly.
“A page is missing …” that was the best they could come up with?
They must be all tuckered out from the days, months, years of lying. Or maybe they figured that they didn’t even need to try anymore.
Just trust her – many – *many* – people have benefited from the OCA.
“A page is missing …”
So is her integrity.
Which is really a requirement of anyone in the Obama regime.
Would have been funnier if she said “404…”
– He must owe the Democraps money.
If you like your speech, you can
[Continued on next page]
You have to give the speech to find out what’s in it.
This is a great example of how, on an aesthetic level, imperfection can be perfect and the incomplete, entirely whole. What was missing was of little importance, but THAT it was missing made a profound statement.
she’s still emblematic of what an incompetent whore your cocksucking president is, even if she’s gone never to be seen again
Perhaps she will go back to her office to clean it out and find that she left the last page on her printer ….but it was blank, because the printer was out of ink, because the maintenance contract had been canceled, since nobody had bothered to read the contract.
>an incompetent whore your cocksucking president is<
dude some respect for the prezi – reggie white
everyone says reggie white is a big ole homo
how about eric h.?
i think the baracky “brain trust” publically ‘effed the stupid white bitch. yvmv
Did the TOUS go “404”
– The overt tyranny is run amok. I don’t know this country any more, this fucking fascist utopia of jug ears.
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