…let me put it this way: were my mustache to wrestle Bolton’s mustache for the WWE championship, MY mustache would be the one in the red white and blue tights leaping off the top rope and crushing Bolton’s hoary little lip fleece with a metal folding chair…
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Wide World of Whiskers Facial?
“Big Daddy” Saddy with the camel clutch in 3.
WCW went out of business years ago. Regis wouldn’t have made that mistake.
But Bolton’s moustache doesn’t have to corner Bette Midler in the restroom and uncork poppers under her nose, now does it?
And more to the geo-political point, Bolton’s moustache could probably remember where in the hell in Afghanistan he is, before he starts simpering about “hallowed ground.”
BREAKING NEWS
Al Gore has picked up the GAY PORN COCK OF LIES meme.
No doubt because of the hypocrisy.
I’m thinking the 2008 election is going to be a Regis-vs.-Esteban smackdown.
Esteban’s got the—dare I say it?—cocky attitude that audiences love, but Regis spent 20 in the Marine Corps, Force Recon.
He can kill a man with his peachfuzz undercoat, and never a whisker out of nplace.
Regis just got Alex Rodriguez to ground out to third, so the Angels have tied the series with the Yanks 1-1.
I’ve seen Geraldo’s mustache in action. Believe me, Bolton’s mustache is doomed.— Bette Midler
hilzoy has invoked the Moustache of Understanding. Is it a meme yet?
I’m just wondering how much more of this abuse from Geraldo that Regis is going to take. Or is it that Regis is too busy with the freaky to notice? Does he even know or care about the trash talk? Man, that must just burn Geraldo.
The G-stache is trash-talking so much because he knows the cage-match will never happen due to the WWE’s strict steroid policy.
I predicted this eventuality last month, and since Regis still has the weight and reach advantage, I see no reason to change my mind. Regis in the third round.
Whatever, G. Regis will still go home with McMahon’s slutty daughter for some post-wrasslin’ freaky-freaky, and you’ll still be wearing your homoerotic little costume as you’re sitting home alone lubing your ‘stache for next week’s appearance in Poughkeepsie.