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Another moment of unabashed pragmatism

Why fight it?  If you can’t concentrate, you can’t concentrate.  Go.  Eat a Pop-tart or something.  The internet isn’t going anywhere.

16 Replies to “Another moment of unabashed pragmatism”

  1. Sticky B says:

    I usually try to get a nap.

  2. shank says:

    Rubbing one out usually centers me pretty good.  I swear to God it cures hangovers too.  Well, that and a shower.

  3. Adam says:

    This just in: while you were snacking, the internet went to Pittsburg to live with its folks until you apologize for neglecting it.

  4. shank says:

    Yes and the internet told me to tell you that you’re taking it for granted.  It’s like you never listen anymore.  Really listen.

  5. Sean C. says:

    Dammit all to hell,Adam, Pittsburgh is smelled with an ‘h’!

  6. Matt Moore says:

    I’ve decided to take the Internet down today. Well, at least in Denver. So you picked a bad day for a break, man.

  7. Joe Sims says:

    Sean C,

    Tell that to the 80,426 (combined) residents of Pittsburg, California, < href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburg&#x2C;_Kansas”>Pittsburg, Kansas</a>, Pittsburg, New Hampshire and Pittsburg, Texas.

  8. Murel Bailey says:

    Maybe it’s “Pittsberg” and Zionists live there.

  9. Scott P says:

    Don’th takeh anyh craph fromh anyh ofh themh, Seanh.  Pittsburgh MUSTh beh spelledh withh anh Hh!!!!!h

    Aichophobesh!!!

    Goh Steelersh!!!!h

  10. Dave Munger says:

    It’s not the elitism, it’s the whiff of elitism. Whiffs are always bad.

  11. Dave Munger says:

    How the fuck did this comment end up down here?

  12. Sean C. says:

    Dammit people, do NOT question my spelling!  I am the GOD of spelling, and PittsburgH must ALWAYHS be spelled with the H.

    /sarcasm

  13. guinsPen says:

    Pittsburg, Kansas?

  14. McGehee says:

    Pittsburg, California—right next to Antioch, just east of Concord.

    Exactly the sort of place you’d expect the Internet’s parents to live.

  15. McGehee says:

    And no, it is not permissible to spell Antioch without an H.

    Some things really are Just Not Done.™

  16. Adam says:

    BECAUSE OF THE DYSLEXIA!!

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