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Hush! Rove’s hurricane machine is successfully diverting scary-smart leftie attention from Jeff “Gannon,” and there you go giving the Plame game away.
Cordially…
Cock who?
Michio Kaku.
(Groan.)
Incidentally, is that ‘ribald’ or ‘tribal’ in your post title?
Thanks.
BINGO!
That’s not how the joke goes. It goes like this:
Someone presses the doorbell, and it goes
DONG
…
Armless Man: “Well, lady, how do you think I rang the doorbell?”
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Racist captialist neocons! Bush lied!
It’s about damned time.
Please, no more disasters.
Y’know, just this morning I realized that nowhere on the front pages were the words “hypocracy”, “pie”, or “cock”. Obviously, that is no longer the case.
It’s even funnier if you pronounce it, “k-nock”.
TW: Full – If by that you mean my pants, then yes, thank you very much.
My thtars! That Jeff Gannon has one of them “COCKth†girlfriend. One of “the good onethâ€Â, you know?
Matt, full in front or full in back? The difference matters.
Never sleep on your stomach in a YMCA.
You are so articulate, Jeff!
You know, that Goldstein really yells himself a nice “COCK!”
For a conservative.
One of the good ones, you know?
Murel, that depends on which way I put my pants on. I just don’t feel that it is fair to always stick the tag in the traditionally correct area. My tag is articulate, and always putting him behind me would be inherently speciest.
Murel, your insinuation about Matt’s junk in the trunk is clearly racist. I’ll get back to you on why as soon as I figure it out myself…
Yeah, what Russell said!
Murel is assuming, from an obviously uncircumsised name like Matthew, that I’m white and therefore penisly challenged.
NAZI PENIST COCK OF HYPOCRISY!!!
Thank god. The “articulate” discussion was just a little too much for the ‘ol knocker. COCK works out much better.
Hmmm. Needs more cowbell.
Next time, put the potato down the Front of your pants.
The COCK is articulate without even saying a word.
Its ribauld, btw.
At an undetermined date in the near future, protein wisdom will collapse under the weight of internal references within the comments. I blame Matt.
OK, Murel too.
TW might. I stand corrected.
Now this is real intentionalism!
And don’t call me COCK. It’s COCKALORUM, nothing to do with . . . ah, fugeddaboudit. Would “Grand Panjandrum” get me more hits?
BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRASY!!!!