What gave it away—the artichoke dip? Or the fact that I’m wearing a cheerleader skirt and an enormous foam finger?
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Well, I’m watching LSU and Tennessee, and it’s one hell of a game.
Yeah, I’m flipping around. Watching the Rockies-Braves right now.
ME EYES… it BURNS… AHHHHHHH
Go Broncos!
OK, but only if Trent Green gets about a zillion points first.
Lotion Bottle: *waves* “Uhhh Jeff? I’m over here buddy.”
Go Broncos?! I’ll pretend I didn’t just read that. Lord love a duck.
Oh yeah, ready for football, though I’m still grieving over the Steelers.
BTW, Jeff, I made my version of “Protein Wisdom” hummus Saturday. Mighty fine.
Yeah. Like you don’t wear the skirt and finger every day.
Of course it was the dip.
TW:earlier, as in Had I arrived earlier, I could have gotten some of that dip.
You inconsiderate prick.
Scott P Yeah, I’m still grieving as well. Rat bastard Patriots and their inevitable victories.
Of course, Sean, they had an extra 52 seconds to win it.
But the Steelers beat themselves, ultimately.
Watching the Hokies, are we?
Broncos suck.
Go CHARGERS!
TW: Summer— like, it’s over now.
The NFL found a team that the Broncos could beat.
Where did they find them? Kansas City High School’s junior varsity?
What I learned tonight:
I still hate UT.
People still haven’t learned you can’t win by playing not to lose.
And if alot of players are getting arrested on a college team it is because of poor senior leadership.
tw: later, indeed
Come on, man. They looked good. And they beat San Diego last week with defense.
Champ Bailey injury is big, though. Walls is simply too inconsistent and can’t tackle for shit.
Wait, there was a football game on tonight?
Wait! Do you know where that finger has been?
Anybody know what the Broncos calltheir cheerleaders? The Bucking Bronkettes?
Wait, that was sexist, wasn’t it? I’m so ashamed…
SB: beyond
good and evil
mojo – They are the Denver Broncos Cheerleaders. Although I think my wife referred to them tonight as the Flouncing Horse-faced Hussies.
The Broncos looked really good. They looked really good defensively in the 3rd and 4th quarters last week. Perhaps they really are a good team and Miami was a fluke enduced by the humidity? Cause Kansas City and San Diego are both pretty good teams.
I don’t really care for professional football. I mean, how could I when I am a Bears fan?
Kudos to the Broncos. I guess we’ll have to wait until next year to see if KC can win in Denver. I am surely disappointed in the performance of the Chiefs – I had hoped for a better ballgame.
tw: entire – I didn’t watch the entire game.
Jeff in a cheerleader skirt.
“EWWWWWWWW!”
I’m going to have to scrub my frontal lobes with lye!
…Dammit.
I for one thought Wall’s chest bump on KC’s last touchdown was trend setting. I mean, why does anyone have to lose anyway? A guy makes a good catch, give him a chest bump and let him walk in to the end zone. Bailey shmailey.
Jeff, when you wear a skirt that short, you really need to be wearing something under it.
TW: sear—as in, “I’m going to have to sear that image off my visual cortex.”