My brief Q&A with some guy in line at Best Buy wearing a “No Blood for Oil” t-shirt (or, how I learned to stop worrying and amuse myself with the Left)
Me: “Where have all the flowers gone?”
t-shirt guy: “ROT IN HELL, WARMONGER!”
21 Replies to “My brief Q&A with some guy in line at Best Buy wearing a “No Blood for Oil” t-shirt (or, how I learned to stop worrying and amuse myself with the Left)”
In fact, I have a mass grave in my backyard filled with blades of grass who dare challenge the height restrictions I’ve placed on all outdoor ground cover. I’m so ruthless I even throw the occasional dog turd on it.
By the way, who is that girl in the blue bikini in the Say Anything ad to the left? Alls I gots ta say is damn.
is that we should examine more closely the faces of the other 399 people who attended that pro war rally and see if they match the faces of the people who the white house sent to disrupt the florida vote counting…..something tells me a whole loit of those 400 were probably one the gop payroll.
Forget tinfoil hats, leaps like that require crash helmets.
Now all we have to do is convince them that voting will allow the secret government that controls the government to get DNA samples/inject them with tracer chemicals and we’ve got control forever.
Did I say that out loud?
Oopsy.
Word: distance. “The distance between a moonbat and reality is measured in astronomical units (hence moonbat)”.
where have all the mass graves gone ?
What? He didn’t call you a neocon?
You should have taken him immediately to Barnes and Noble to buy the latest from Noam Chomsky.
Where have all the oil-for-food dollars gone?
Long time passing, indeed.
Or the Rolling Stones, for that matter, T…
In fact, I have a mass grave in my backyard filled with blades of grass who dare challenge the height restrictions I’ve placed on all outdoor ground cover. I’m so ruthless I even throw the occasional dog turd on it.
By the way, who is that girl in the blue bikini in the Say Anything ad to the left? Alls I gots ta say is damn.
You should’ve punched him in the face. When he complains, you scream, “Stop suppressing my dissent!”
Chemical weapons are unhealthy for Kurds and other living things.
In much the same way that soap and water is unhealthy for ANSWER members?
You are gonna get sooooooo bounced … your teeth will chatter! Impress ‘em with that 2×4 in the pocket of your trou’.
Hippie smell is unhealthy for me and also for other living things.
Considering the Say Anything Girl, Chairman eDog gets an “Amen” from me.
TW: average, as in that
has an average COCK.
No sugar tonight in your coffee…
Not entirely unrelated:
It looks like the evil wingnut warmongering noise machine can still count on the support of the GAY COCK OF LIES.
T/W: “Fire.” Nope, sorry, that’s just too obvious.
Fine.
NO OIL FOR PEACENIKS.
Y’all have fun this winter.
If the government would subsidize Febreeze or something, maybe we could all finally just get along.
Nice fine, utron! Just look at Gannon’s grinning mug. It looks like he’s getting it from behind! Fascist gaylord, that.
Walking home from work today–
Hippy chick distributing flyers: “Learn who’s responsible for gas prices!”
Me: “Liberals!”
Childish, I know, but satisfying.
Beautiful, Jeff. Did you sing it or say it?
From the Kos/Gannon thread:
Forget tinfoil hats, leaps like that require crash helmets.
…depleted uranium crash helmets.
(TW: “shot”. All right, Jeff, just what are you using to generate these? Hmmm?)
Now all we have to do is convince them that voting will allow the secret government that controls the government to get DNA samples/inject them with tracer chemicals and we’ve got control forever.
Did I say that out loud?
Oopsy.
Word: distance. “The distance between a moonbat and reality is measured in astronomical units (hence moonbat)”.
You can’t hug your children with Hillary Rodham’s flabby, bloated arms.