A little quid pro quo for AARP’s support in passing ObamaCare …
Excited to join Barack in the 50+ club today… check out my @AARP card! –mo pic.twitter.com/JdbixuLGnb
— FLOTUS (@FLOTUS) January 17, 2014
I, for one, look forward to Michelle’s infomercial career with Ron Popeil and his Veg-O-Matic.
h/t Weasel Zippers
hey check out the fresh-raped corpse of our bleeding-out economy
She’s got the granny hands. Wanna bet she’s older than 50?”
whatever happened to those hideous bangs anyway
They on the other wighat.
I wish she’d get some electrolysis done on those nappy hairs on her forehead. Oprah could give her a name.
the AARP are those fascist whores what worked really hard and spent a lot of monies to do the obamacare on everybody not just the nasty codgers
they hate young people
?@AARP. Join @AMAC instead.
WordPress limits character involvement, I see. ‘?’ should’ve been..
You can tell she’s been sacking with Oprah. She’s got that wide-stance look about her.
HA! This should lead to asploding lefty heads!
Imagine that, a 32-y/o kid with some sensibilities left. He won’t last long.
gay people are so sweet they’re not perverted at all except sometimes
this person is clearly a momo
Well, Michelle did just announce that she doesn’t have the “right” to not use her “talents” and “blessings.” Guess this might explain what she believes her talents/blessing to be.
**shudders at the thought of even more Michelle TV appearances**
It’s perverted to make a portrait of homosexuals which consigns them to categories no human beings generally happen to correspond to, like sweet, for instance. Think too of the unnaturally cloying odors wafting off those self-selected grandmothers who so ardently desire to be perceived as constantly sweet, rather than as rough and ready for a fight. Homosexuals are people, with people-like characters, i.e., sometimes thoughtful, sometimes selfish, sometimes kind, sometimes cruel, and so on. They simply aren’t especially virtuous by nature, no more than they’re especially wicked by nature. But just like most people, they mostly suck at being good.
What I don’t get though, is why that great and infamous pervert — Khalid Sheik Mohammed — is still alive, and why Pablo Galavis doesn’t seem to care?
Wookie cosplay?
hmmm you’re right gay people are more complicated than i was implying with my reductionistic assessment of them as being sweet nice people unlike armenians
Gay people are like regular people, except they expect special treatment.
Heh. Even the homosexual Armenians? Those ones will cut a guy soon as drink arak with him.
ok i’m gonna take a time out and review my entire worldview starting with the assumptional foundations
brb
No hurry.
Don’t forget to wash your hands.
– We might as well face it, we’re just going to have to accept the miserable prospects of years of this crappola, and if Bumblefuck tanks like he seems to be dooing, they’ll probably push her out there even more to give him cover.
– They know the bullshit train is going to run out at some point and they’re doing full advantage to the max while they still can.
She’s got the granny hands. Wanna bet she’s older than 50 ?
Crikey, that looks like E.T.’s mitt – you would think that The Most Tech & Media Savvy Administration In The History Of Forever™ would have heard of Photoshop.
“does this card make my butt look big?”
That picture really should be below the fold. Little kids could come by here and get scarred for life.
That reminds me, I haven’t had a tasty ropa vieja in a long time now.
Heh, sdferr.
gossip news
Is the Obama marriage on the rocks? Astonishing claims emerge of ugly fights over that selfie, and even a Presidential affair
Is ropa vieja (old clothes) basically barbecoa with tomato sauce?
Cuban Ropa Vieja
with a kosher baby dill
President Obama and his wife arguing? Obama doesn’t have the spine to argue with Michelle. Mainly because Michelle ripped out Obama’s spine and testicles a long time ago.
That picture must be payback for my linking the Simmons video.
my birfday wishes visualized
via mr thompson
Thermal Fart
Whoa. Considering my black 50 year old wife with the granny hands and nappy hair on her forehead, I escaped this pit just in time.
Thank you Lord, for taking the scales from my eyes.
“,I escaped this pit just in time. ”
Sensors are detecting a 10th power irony field captain.
– Sensors have also detected another inter-galactic brain-fart:
“MADONNA U NEED TO TAKE UR arthritis medicine instead of trying to be hip on the internet”
– When old opportunists finally exceed their shelf life entirely.
Oh well. As I learned on LGF long ago, before the Chuck went amuck, flouncing is often a ladder with many rungs.
Really taking that “Let’s move!” message to heart, eh?
Making a racial thing out of this? Nope. This is plain old mocking.
M’chelle passes herself off as a style icon (ha!), beautiful (double ha), and role model. For what? How to successfully sponge off of the American people?
Vanessa Williams she isn’t. Ms. Williams will be 51 in March.
If this is a pit you need to escape from, don’t let us hold you back.
Be Free!
To be fair, she’s had A LOT of help in her delusion. I’d take 65 year old Phylicia Rashad over 50 year old Mooch in a heartbeat. Then again, Halle Berry is getting on up there too.
It’ll help if you factor in biological and mathematical absolutes; that is, every person who is homosexual (and stays that way; no cheating!) helps solve our problems.
That’s the whole point, isn’t it Pablo? We’re constantly told how she is teh hawt!!!!! when there is plenty of evidence to the contrary. It would be forgivable if she were a genuinely nice woman, but she isn’t. She’s petty, has bad manners and in general was poorly raised. As for her being a “smart” cookie, I don’t think so. We’ve all read her thesis from Princeton and it could have been written by a high school sophomore.
I’ll believe my lyin’ eyes and ears and not the fawning press.
She ugly.
To be fair, it’s the press who is elevating her. That isn’t her fault.
However, her bad behavior is indeed her fault.
The press may be elevating her, but she’s the one going on all those shows and holding all of those “Let’s Move” rallies where she jumps and dances around in yoga pants (remember the London Olympics 2012 one?). No one forced her to televise “Biggest Loser” AND Jimmy Fallon workouts in the White House.
Just stop.
The press may be elevating her, but she’s bought into the propaganda.
A self-aware person who can see instantly that the praise of sycophants is just another lie, she ain’t.
I can’t forgive her for playing dietician with our kids’ school lunches. The woman knows nothing about nutrition and her advice for the feeding of small children will result in malnutrition. If she needs a First Lady project, then embrace one that isn’t so emotional. The sight of the Potemkin Garden every spring and fall makes my blood boil. If she’d show the armies of gardeners who
stagetend the garden for the photoshoots, at least she’d be honest.The “Let’s Move” dealio was okay until she brought it into the White House. The White House is a national monument and not just the home of the president and his family to turn into a romper room. Her blatant fan-girl worship of dumb as a doorknob Beyoncé is embarrassing, as well.
Michelle’s “Let’s Move” program was cribbed from Soros-funded Center for American Progress policy paper, Change for America: A Progressive Blueprint for the 44th President. It’s their agenda, not hers, and nothing good will come of it. She’s just the figurehead used to sell it, and she’s doing a poor job of it by treating our White House as her romper room, and our children as if they were her responsibility.
She hosted The Biggest Loser at the White House?
Was she aware that it wasn’t a reality show about her
beardhusband?