Nope, not at the Subway drive-thru at Clay and Alameda—though I did find a loaded foot-long BMT and a bag of sour cream and onion Sun Chips.
So, y’know, silver linings and all that.
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Maybe she’s down at the Chick Filet. I could take a look.
Ah, a CITIZEN STRINGER!
Sure, go take a look. But make sure you forward me a small bit of evidence, crispy, with extra mayo.
I’m going to Whole Foods – want me to look around there?
Wow! The Subways in your area have drive-thrus? Whatta scoop!
I DEMAND PIE!
I don’t suppose you had any delicious mayo on that sandwich.
Because a CITIZEN JOURNALIST is willing to explore all angles.
I suppose she could be in one of the local strip clubs. I’ll check it out and get back to you on that.
spam word: cash. No, I think they have an ATM on site.
Jared wants pie too!!!!!!
Natalee wasn’t at the cafeteria in my workplace, either. The “build-your-own” pasta plate was pretty darned good, though.
damn you rls. our new home has no whole foods. Not even a wild oats…oh, the inhumanity!
love, as in, I love Whole Foods! chicken tamales..mmmmmm
I didn’t see Natalee at the Taco Bell this morning, but my breakfast burrito did have a BLONDE HAIR in it. I put it in a sealed, electrostatic bag. Should I send it to you or Greta for analysis?
Jeff,
While you were at Subway, did the Iceberg Lettuce try to lecture you on humor? It can be pretty uppity in the middle of the day, waving its crisp, juicy leaves at me and mocking my wilted look in this heat, and making snide remarks about …
Sorry, must lie down. The heat is getting to me.
HCT
I remember once receiving a container of what both resembled and tasted like onion-scented particle board. It was Sun Chips.
BLECH!
Oh, and keep your HYPOCRITICAL, GAY PORN COCK OF LIES Baked Lay’s away from me, as well.
Anyone ever seen Natalie and the armadillo together at the same time?
Just sayin…
Speaking of the little fella – it is Friday, Jeff.
Nope. Nothing under the sofa cushions…
SB: turned
slowly I …
I too stopped by my local Subway today. I was in transit in my efforts to support single mothers ($1 dollar at a time) and look for Natalie. Alas no Natalie. I did however run into a annoying blowhard named Jared who insisted people actually eat that crap. Amazing what you Citizen Journalists will do for a story.
Here’s your pie, Jeff.
Anybody ever seen Bush and Natalee at the same time? Well, it could be true. You think that levee break was just a coincidence?
Think about it. Clinton tried to take the heat off by firing missiles at Afghanistan. Look what that got him. Now a Category four hurricane – tell me that didn’t deflect the heat. And having it hit close to Texas, stroke of genius. Who’d think to blame Bush for that?
Do I get any pie?
No, Mark, you don’t get any pie. But Karl Rove would like to have a word with you. He’ll send a car around to pick you up sometime after midnight.
Seven pies, and not ONE in fifteen bites.
*Blurp*
“CITIZEN STRINGER”—OMG, I’m dyin’ here!
Goddammit, Joe, why’d you put that pie link in there? That’s driving me insane!