Not that it’s anybody’s business, really, but I’ve renamed my penis “The Hannitizer.”
Carry on.
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You do know that things on TV aren’t nearly as large as they appear, right?
three hours a day?
You’ll go blind –
not to mention the issues with carpal tunnel syndrome.
Is it a GAY PORN HANNITIZER OF LIES, or just given to a bit of puffery?
That’s fine, Jeff, but I think the “Hannitized for your Protection” paper ribbon on the toilet rim was a bit much.
Does that mean it hooks to the right?
Hannitzer, meet Howitzer. Where’s Jane?
That’s just sick on so many levels…
Seek help. Everybody knows all penii are named “Ralph”.
SB: mans
It’s a Man’s Life in the Royal Navy!
Then you might be in the market for a Penis Mightier.
That certainly beats calling it the angry inch.
Yeah, but do the red and white stripes run up and down or from left to right?
The Hannitizer? Does that mean it is short, and annoying, and is covered with black hair?
Never mind…just stick it in Colmes somewhere to shut him up. For a while.
Funny…didn’t figure you for Irish, Goldy.
“Penis” is conservative for “cock”.
I will inform the Conservative Masters that you are toeing the line.
TW: “area”, as in “We would ideally like you to refer to it as that particular area”
Isn’t this a moment where “don’t ask, don’t tell” would work really well?
I ain’t asking, and I wish you wouldn’t tell.
I hesitate to ask—but what was its previous name? The Sullivanizer?
You, sir, are a great American.
I’m guessing that Mrs. Goldstein has already been Hannitized. I can’t say that I’m looking forward to the Hannitization Tour of America.
Sean Hannity is about as smart as your penis, so the name is apt.
My penis can spell Mississippi without a hitch. For what’s it worth.
OK, smarter than Sean then. I can believe it.
We’ve hit everything but a circumcision joke, so lemme take a swing.
*Steps up to the plate*
*Sigh* I don’t know enough about circumcision, someone else take the joke.
Speaking of penis, last night I heard a promo for 60 Minutes where Mike Wallace is going to interview some jock and it said something like “Two old pros go helmet to helmet” and I giggled for 15 minutes straight.
Hannitized dick= immortalized
And I thought tricky Dick Nixon was cagy.
Sigh….still looking for the “GAY COCK PORN OF LIES.”
But not looking that HARD or anything
TW “nuclear” …sort of says it all
Now that your penis is Irish Catholic, “beating the bishop” is no longer acceptable behavior.
TW: No amount of maturity can stop me from commenting on this post.
<blockquote>Sean Hannity is about as smart as your penis, so the name is apt.
Ah, no, Sean Hannity is the dumbest dick in America.
LOL! Better than naming it Kucinich (if you did, it would shrink to nothing–goddess of peace and all that, doncha know).
Nah. Follow Boortz’s lead and name your COCK the Baby Jesus. That’s what I did, and I am SAVED!
Thanks for sharing.