Me: “So…”
Long: “What? Don’t go lookin’ at me, buddy. I haven’t had my hand in the till for like, seventy years…”
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I would like to say to the Kingfish:
F*** YOU BUDDY!
You had a hand in this mess by running my state via tyrrany and graft, and your legacy is still with us today. You purified the taint of corruption from the French/the Reconstruction/The Bourbons, and it’s only been over 10 years since the Race from Hell where we had to re-elect the crook against a f***ing Nazi. It’s amazing that NOLA wasn’t totally wiped out because almost nothing good goes on in LA without graft, your primary legacy.
I blame you Huey P. Long, I’m glad my former high school produced your assasin, and I hope Satan shoves his fiery hand right up your ass! Sic semper tyrannis!
Sorry, I REALLY hate Huey P Long.
But you’re a peach, Jeff
Don’t ever change.
Jeff, I don’t think we can top Frank.
Yeah, Frank wins by KO.
The feds will send tens of billions of dollars to some of the most corrupt state governments in the republic. Think you’ve seen “looting?” Just wait.
Turing word: “take”. Don’t you know it.
Wasn’t FDR supposed to make all this local government stuff unnecessary? Blame him, the wheelchair-bound prick!
Hoo-ray, I’m a winner!
And all it took is to live in a state that works like a 3rd World Bannana Republic and kills its citizens by its own incompetence!
Do I get a cookie?
A cookie? Dude, go for the PIE! It’s all about the PIE!
You can’t have a cookie Frank, New Orleans PD took ‘em all and ran for Ohio.
(Frank scrunches his face like Shatner in Star Trek II and screams)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
If Ken were in this thread he would tell you he could do better, Jeff. BTW I hear he’s involved in the legal profession some how.
Corvan, probably on probation.
Funny, I sort of like being called convan now.
This may well prove my theory that there is virtually nothing that can’t be improved without an allusion to William Shatner. Or, in a pinch, Leonard Nimoy. But not Walter Koenig, because he says “Keptin” and “Wessel” too honkin’ much.
Ha! Frank – exactly right. The spirit of Huey lives on, and he still screws over the people of this state on a daily basis. And the sad thing is – there are a lot of Louisianans who wouldn’t have it any other way.
I wonder where we’d be if Jindal would have won the governorship?
RS, we need the Psycorps Walter Koenig of Babylon 5. He got things done.
Point taken, Robin – Koenig was in major bad-ass mode in BB5: sort of the anti-Chekov.
Dammmnnn. Up until the Khan reference I was going to still give it a try, but Frank owns this thread.
Moe
PS: Bester redeemed Koenig. Not that Chekov was bad, precisely… OK, Chekov was bad but I liked the show anyway. But Bester was fun to watch.
Hmmm.
“Keptin, the leh-wees are failink!”
Nah, you’re right. Chekov just doesn’t cut it.
Speaking of hands in the till, Nagin just asked FEMA to pay for vacations for NOPD officers who were “stressed out” and needed five days in Vegas to recover. Un-freaking-believable. FEMA said no, but Nagin is still going to send them. Gosh, are they taking any “evacuees” with them?
Hush money, pure and simple. The coverup begins.
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NAGIN: I need reinforcements, I need troops, man. I need 500 buses, man. We ain’t talking about—you know, one of the briefings we had, they were talking about getting public school bus drivers to come down here and bus people out here.
I’m like, “You got to be kidding me. This is a national disaster. Well that’s great, that’s just fuckin’ great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We’re in some real pretty shit now man… That’s it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? <a href=”http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/02/nagin.transcript/”>*</a>
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