“Even though we don’t run in the same circles — unless we’re in one of those embarrassing situations where we’re both hitting on the same Hooter’s waitress up here, which has happened more than you might think, with my holding a very slight edge in the scoring department, thanks in large part to having never drowned any chick in a car — Teddy Kennedy has spent a lot of time here talking about this McAuliffe dude who just won the Virginia Governor’s race.
“Now, normally I don’t concern myself with politics — at least not, like, politics politics, although I sometimes engage in a little bit of social politicking if there’s a velvet rope I need to get by fast because I’m jonesing for Tuaca and a hookah hit — but Mr Kennedy is pretty well known, so when he talks, people around these parts listen, even the Republicans. And he thinks McAuliffe is the perfect choice for Virginia. In fact, in his own words, which I overheard while I was standing at a urinal, he called McAuliffe ‘the creepiest little rat-faced fucker ever to weasel his way into a stolen high-profile power seat — and the perfect party yes man through which to control an important part of the DC corridor.’
“– Which I take it from his tone is considered quite the compliment in American political circles.
“He might have said more after that, but I think he sorta noticed I was listening to him, so he just let this slow smile creep across his giant head, arched an eyebrow while taking a long look at my crank, then left the bathroom without even zipping up or washing his hands, his buddies walking a few steps behind him.
“But I’m used to that kinda deal, so no biggie. Some people just aren’t all that hung up on privacy, is all. Or, you know, germs.”
The Grim Reaper has been good to Corey.. He’s more eloquent in death than he ever was in life.
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Tuaca. The things one picks up at Protein. Now this sounds like an interesting drink. Brandy with vanilla and citrus. And if that doesn’t taste good, then it can be used for cooking I bet. I double-dog bet it goes well with ice cream too. It just sounds good. Italian. And they’re saying the recipe dates from the Renaissance. That would have to be the very end of that period and cutting it close. 14th to 17th century, to 1600. Vanilla was introduced to Italy in the 1520’s by Hernán Cortés, a man so important he has two accent marks in his name, so mathematically that gives them 80 some years to stick vanilla pods in brandy, which they probably did the very first day.
There is a bottle shop right downstairs. So far, they’ve had every weird thing like this I’ve go in for. Things for cooking; sake, vermouths, two of those, madera, and some other one that starts with M, odd things like that, nobody actually drinks. This sounds perfect.
Your welcome.
Hernán Cortés
Midori? Midol?
Signore Alighieri told me about those infernal circles.
Ted Kennedy would like to hang out with the cool ghouls, but Frank Sinatra keeps having him ‘hit’ every time he even glances at Ava Gardner or Natalie Wood. Having a sack of bats bashed upside a fat head tends to get even the eternally besotted’s attention..
Corey realizes that men’s rooms only exist in “heaven” so Teddy Kennedy can look at dongs right?
Aprapos of nothing, and maybe because we haven’t had a recent bang-stick thread:
http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/constitution/item/16881-epa-closure-of-last-lead-smelting-plant-to-impact-ammunition-production
Sorry, too lazy for http-foo before heading home.
Heh. ‘Bang-stick thread’. Corey and Teddy would nod appreciatively.
bour3 –
Tuaca. Wonderful stuff. I have used it for years for Hot Apple Pie. Liquid variety. Great in very cold weather, like Colorado Springs or Anchorage in January.
Damn. Back to brass copper and steel shot I guess.
no micro lead
Bang-stick.