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“Kathleen Sebelius: Obamacare enrollment ‘likely to be quite low'”

Ignore that it’s Orrin Hatch asking the question, because that guy has proven to be as phony as a Bill Clinton definition of sexual relations. Instead, just savor the reply.

But that’s not her fault. Nor the President’s. Nor Ezekiel Emanuel’s. They’re hearts are pure and their intentions — to herd us all us so that they can more easily tend to us for our own good — laudable. So you can’t blame them.

No, it’s the greedy bad apple insurance companies who can’t find a way to give out all the extra stuff they’re mandated to provide while keeping costs static — nor have the private sector capitalist pigs found a way to keep offering policies that federal law says they are no longer allowed to offer, that you need to hate hate hate. The bastards.

Most of all, though, the blame must be placed squarely on you, the American people. Your refusal to buy into a system that doesn’t work at price points much higher than the policy you already had is forcing insurance providers — and soon businesses both large and small — to dump you into state exchanges, managed by the same people who gave you the broken website, and who previously ran Medicare, which denied more claims than any private insurer, and in this incarnation will include a panel of people who aren’t your doctors and don’t know you, to determine if you “need” or deserve a certain medicine or procedure.

You’re just too stupid to know what’s good for you — which is crazy, because all you need do to know that is listen to a progressive. Who is just trying to help your ignorant, dull, politically-pigheaded asses do what you should do. Because shut up and eat your goddam peas.

(h/t Stephen G)

20 Replies to ““Kathleen Sebelius: Obamacare enrollment ‘likely to be quite low'””

  1. sdferr says:

    “Open up the doors wide” is the new variant of “twist enough arms to fill our quota” which was a new version of “put enough guns to their backs to make them bow to our will”. The words change while the song remains the same.

  2. bgbear says:

    Saying “I told you so” just isn’t as satisfying as you would like.

  3. We’ve been fighting the War on Poverty for 48 years and it has brought the number of American’s living in poverty down from 17% to, um, 17%. Fortunately we do not judge progressive federal programs by results but rather by good intentions, or at least the publicly stated good intentions regardless of the actual motivations.

    I would expect our best and brightest (as soon as they get the website up and running) to do at least as well with Obamacare as we have done with the War on Poverty, perhaps even for no more than that has cost.

  4. bgbear says:

    time to bring the boys home

  5. McGehee says:

    Saying “I told you so” just isn’t as satisfying as you would like.

    That’s because being right is now the same as being to blame. Just ask hellomynameisstupid.

  6. EBL says:

    Her credibility rating is also “quite low.”

  7. EBL says:

    Sebelius’ propensity to tell the truth is also “quite low.” But not as low as that of her boss, President Barack Obama, liar in chief.

  8. BigBangHunter says:

    – Extremely faint praise: “President Obama is not a common liar.”

  9. BigBangHunter says:

    “Yeah but, well, maybe its not as bad as we think……its worse.”

  10. serr8d says:

    Reading the comments here http://www.propublica.org/article/loyal-obama-supporters-canceled-by-obamacare brings a smile to my stone face.

    Loyal OFA activists, they wrote a ‘HELP US!’ letter to their representative, Nancy Pelosi. With no response. Ha. Ha.. BwahahaHA~!

  11. happyfeet says:

    people what are signing up just want free shit

  12. BigBangHunter says:

    – Hey dudes, welcome to the neo Democratic party where no one below the dear leader and his staff matter, and the new motto is “We don’t care, we don’t have too, we won“.

    – Whether they believed a fucking word he ever said or not doesn’t matter either, just that they kissed his half black ass and supported every lie, big and small, so now they get the perks of this regime.

    – Good on yah fuck heads.

  13. The Obama Regime = Bolsheviks

    Lefttards who supported him = Mensheviks

    Oh noes!

  14. Am I the only one who gets a strong Cruella DeVille vibe from this creepy woman?

  15. SBP says:

    Oh, yeah. She’d love to be the Einsatzgruppenührer selecting which ones die immediately, which ones get put to hard labor, and which ones get used for medical experiments.

    Dead-eyed bitch, she is.

  16. SBP says:

    Einsatzgruppen*F*ührer. Concentrate on getting the ü right, forget the f. Fail.

  17. Squid says:

    The Obama Regime = Bolsheviks

    I’m thinking more along the lines of Kim Il-Obama vs. every poor sod stuck in eternal misery the Democratic People’s Republic.

  18. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Einsatzgruppenfuehrerin

    /grammar nazi

  19. SBP says:

    Hmm… I think I’d want to see a chromosome test before making that determination. Heh.

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