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In which I hold a brief and pointed political conversation with the ragged hole in the left knee of my Quicksilver blue jeans, 5

Me: “Throw up your hands, squirt a few tears, foist the entire mess off on the feds—is that how you think it should work?  I mean, is that the federalism our founders worked so hard to incorporate into the Constitution?”

Hole:

Me:  “Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

Me:  “Fucking hole.”

16 Replies to “In which I hold a brief and pointed political conversation with the ragged hole in the left knee of my Quicksilver blue jeans, 5”

  1. Ian Wood says:

    This bit will lead to legions of disappointed horny Googlers, you know.

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Fear the hole!

  3. Fred says:

    OT, but did I actually hear Hilary saying that those who were firing back at leftist attacks on the FedGov to Katrina were “stifling dissent” and “afraid of the dialogue that her simple questions were attempting to foster”.

    You cannot parody the Left anymore.

  4. me says:

    Fred, that’s not off topic. The topic is a hole after all.

  5. utron says:

    Jeff, this gesture of solidarity with the ill-clad Katrina refugees is very compassionate, but isn’t it way past time for you to change your damn pants? I’m pretty sure the people who actually live with you would back me up on this.

    TW:  Appear, as in, “Even bloggers should take some pride in their appearance.”

  6. Beck says:

    Wait a second, I didn’t know Quicksilver made a line of bluejeans…

    I suspect you’ve been misleading us all along.  Racist.

  7. Jim in Chicago says:

    Any one catch Pelosi’s comments on Bush?

    She called him “oblivious, in denial, dangerous” b/c when she asked him if was going to fire Brown, he replied “why should I fire him?”

    Her response:”Because of everything that went wrong”

    To which he replied “What went wrong?”

    I guess the Prez has experience dealing with trolls.

    How much you wanna bet she couldn’t say what Brown did wrong, but stammered that the relief should’ve gotten thereTues morning or somesuch.

  8. mph says:

    I’m kinda slow sometimes.  I hadn’t before recognized the hole as being a metaphor for the left.  I thought it was just a hole.

    Fucking hole.

  9. Bush did that to Pelosi? My man!

  10. To which he replied “What went wrong?”

    Pelosi: well, if you don’t know, i’m not going to tell you.

    at least, that’s how i picture it. or did jim just not listen to her perfectly enumerated list and reasonable answer?

  11. rls says:

    Well, since this post is about a hole, I guess this is not off topic.

    Operation of the New Orleans police radio system in the wake of Hurricane Katrina has been plagued not only by floodwaters but by a lack of natural gas to power generators.

    Not only that, Louisiana State Police turned away repair technicians when they attempted to reach the city, according to an on-scene report the Association of Public-Safety Communications Officials International relayed to Federal Computer Week.

    Radio repair technicians attempting to enter the city were turned away by the state police, even though they had letters from the city police authorizing their access, Tusa said.

  12. bigbooner says:

    And I’m also sure that her Dad can beat up George’s Dad. So there.

  13. guinsPen says:

    Horrrrrrny Google,

    With the goo-goo-googley eyes.

    Yeah, I’m a geezer.

    So sue me.

    tw: thirty.  Damn whippersnappers.

  14. mojo says:

    I never snapped a whipper in my life, gramps. I don’t even know what a whipper looks like.

    And wipe your chin.

  15. whipper? i don’t even know ‘er!

  16. david says:

    If you haven’t snapped a whipper, you haven’t lived.

    Live, mojo!  Live and love and live.

    And change your diaper.  Ya damn punk kid.  And while you’re at it, get off the lawn!

    TW: off

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