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If instead of a shrieking, hate-filled, uber-partisan Democratic Committee leader, Howard Dean were a 1976 Ford Pinto

Dean:  “…The ugly truth of America is that this whole ‘exploding gas tank’ thing wouldn’t even be an issue if—instead of Pintos—we were talking about, say, 1997 Mercedes-Benz S600 Coupes.”*

20 Replies to “If instead of a shrieking, hate-filled, uber-partisan Democratic Committee leader, Howard Dean were a 1976 Ford Pinto”

  1. rls says:

    You bastard, Dean.  It’s the FUCKING GREMLINS!!!

  2. mojo says:

    Uh, Howie…?

    If they’re seeking refuge, then they’re REFUGEES.

    It really isn’t a slander, you know.

    SB: moment

    Up for the:

    WELCOME TO ANARCHY ‘99!

  3. Defense Guy says:

    Do you suppose that Dean knows that 75% or so of the poor in this country are not black?  I just cannot get over the irony of this man, a govenor of one of the more white states in America, who had no black people on his staff, who made actual racist comments trying to denegrate Republicans, has the gall to talk to anyone about race.

    TW – the world, she is crazy.

  4. Do you suppose Dean knows that the vast majority of those who “survived” and are in the shelters ARE black and poor?

  5. me says:

    Survivorphobe!

  6. Tman says:

    Perhaps ole Howie (who, by the way is caucasian for those keeping score) would like to ask guys like Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson of the Los Angeles-based Brotherhood Organization of a New Destiny (BOND), Bob Parks or Michael King, if they think that race played a part in the Katrina death toll.

    Howard is such a freaking tool. The democrats will be losing elections to the Raelian Party if they keep this fruitcake in charge..

  7. DC says:

    Tman – warn us next time, I just spewed on my keyboard laughing.

    Of course, how could Hollerin’ Howie compete against the semi-clad wymmin from the Raelians?

    Check the link – now THAT’s speaking truth to POWER!

    http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/CU0403/S00042.htm

    Cheers – DC

  8. The Lost Dog says:

    Now,now. I watched Howlin’ Howie on the news and had an epiphany while I did so. Because of that epiphany, I have notified the Red Cross and the Salvation Army that my donations of clothing, money and calling cards MAY be used for minorities after all. Silly me, after over fifty years on the planet, not realizing that minorities are people, and well worth saving, too!!!

    One other point. Did anyone ever see Howie on “K Street” when Carville and (I think) Begala were telling him at some kind of prep serssion that he could say anything that he wanted to because most people were too ignorant to know what he was talking about (paraphrased)? Like a 12 year old at a wedding who just found out what the happy couple do that night in their hotel room, you could almost SEE the wheels start turning in Howie’s little cranium. A priceless visual of the real Howard Dean. Go Howie! You hold um, I’ll git um.

  9. jdm says:

    Oh, f’r’chrissakes, Tman, those guys aren’t Authentic Negroes, they’re wannabe white people. Go to Bob Parks’ site, he’s got the emails to prove it.

    Truth to Power, man!

  10. Cardinals Nation says:

    I’m really confussed.  Normally when I read a news report, I get a healthy dose of liberal editorial comment thrown in to help put context to the event.  But there was none of that in this story about Howard Dean.

    Should I feel cheated?

  11. Sean M. says:

    Be careful what you wish for, DC.  It’s been my experience that the people who want to march around nekkid in public usually ought not to.

    Click on this here horrible, retina-scorching NSFW link if you want some proof.

  12. Beck says:

    An extraordinarily unexpected thing has happened: I’m more disgusted by Democrats’ response to Hurricane Katrina than I was by their response to Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11.  And to think, right before the hurricane hit, I thought to myself, “Well, if the city gets wiped out, at least it’ll bring the country together again just like after the WTC attack.”

    Talk about naive.

  13. Jeff, I’m thinking we ought to pool money for printing up t-shirts.

    My suggestion:

    “August 30 2005 – I survived the Democrats’ attempt to blame me for Hurricane Katrina.”

    My wife prefers:

    “Got Buses?”

  14. JD says:

    Sean – You have literally ruined my life by posting that link.  If anybody every really wants to know exactly why Dems lose elections, that link should point it out quite clearly.  I am scarred, traumatized, and will probably need some type of counseling after having looked at that.  I feel dumber, and dirtier, for having done so.

  15. Sean M. says:

    You can’t say you weren’t warned.

  16. Karl Maher says:

    So if anyone here goes to DC to kick Howard Dean in the ass, just make sure the cameras are there. (And to take a hint from NBC News, it never hurts to shove an Estes model rocket engine, probably a size D, up the dirt chute before delivering the foot.)

  17. we were talking about, say, 1997 Mercedes-Benz S600 Coupes.

    [Marv]Modern cars…they all look like electric shavers.[/Marv]

  18. david says:

    Yeah!  Marv is effing cool!! 

    G-d I love that movie.  I can’t wait (well, I can, since I have to) for the inevitable sequel.  “Family Values” will look great on the screen.

  19. Mikey says:

    Sean – I clicked the link.  I clicked it.



    *whimper* gulp

    Word:  Strong.  It’s best to have a strong stomach if you click the link.

  20. Sigivald says:

    Did they even make a two-door S-class in 97?

    I haven’t noticed an SEC since the 126 chassis fell out in the early 90s.

    Or maybe the point is that Dean, even as a Pinto, doesn’t know cars?

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