Billy Joel: “Well, we lived for a while in a very nice style, but it’s always the same in the end. We got a divorce as a matter of course and we parted the closest of friends. Then the King and the Queen went back to the Green, but you can never go back there again –”
Former supermodel Christie Brinkley: “– Wait a minute, pal. I had no problem going back there again—and you probably wouldn’t have either if it wasn’t for eight gin and tonics and that tree. So whaddya say we just skip the wistful crap, okay…?”
This whole scene went right over my head. I have no idea what it’s in reference to. That said, it’s Billy, not Bill.
Get it right, Jeffery.
Not since he started writing opera.
But fine, Lydia. We’ll do it your way.
what? what opera? some classical piano crap maybe…
…There’s a difference?
Oh, see? Another thing I didn’t know. My bad.
But at least I got my way!! I feel powerful now.
La-di-da-di-di-da-a La-di-da-di-di-da-a-a….
*smacks head* don’t make me de-link you!
tw: fiscal, so yeah, maybe that vocal performance degree wasn’t the best fiscal choice i made….
What a coincidence! I just got back from a pool party and am drunk as a skunk, having had one glass of wine. Glad I didn’t have to drive the Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac, or it would be wrapped wistfully around a tree.
(and I’d need a divorce, and never get to see Billy’s new play.)
Jeff, you are definitely the funniest guy in the whole world!!
Who’s Billy Joel?