While less politically-committed folk were spending their Friday afternoons enjoying Happy Hour hot wings and $2.00 Sam Adams, yours truly was down at the Denver Court House having his middle name legally changed to “Hindrocket”.
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I tried doing the same thing!
Only, Hindrocket was taken. I had to settle for Buttmobile.
Sucks. But, you know, it’s legally part of my name now.
TW: ground. Why is the ground swaying?
not that there’s anything wrong with that
You should have changed your name to LePetomane, Squatch. It means Hindrocket in French.
And I suppose you think that will be enough, Jeff?
A French name? Never! I’d rather be Buttmobile. And that’s NOT pronounced “Beaut-mobilay”.
Zut alors!
TW: course. Of course I’d insist on a ‘Mercan name.
Hindrocket sounds like the sort of thing you would call the smallest guy on the cell block.
I missed that. I was up in Apple Valley, MN at the big coming out party to celebrate John Hinderaker changing his name to Jeff Goldstein. We had a lot of fun with his new handle “Goldrocket”.
Did you see the armadillo while you were down at the courthouse? I heard he found work as a special process server or some such.
It was that, I’m sure, or do another installment of Red Pills, which, as you may know, is pretty much the only reason I come to this ill-kempt and out-of-the-way roadside blog.
That, and the buffalo wings. Of course.
KeyWord: myself.
As opposed to whomelse?
Partisan!
I’m in love—you used ill-kempt. Correctly and in public.
Literacy just turns me on so much. Smooches to you.
TW: followed, as in: I would have followed him anywhere, but then he incorrectly subjugated a verb.
”but then he incorrectly subjugated a verb”
A sure sign of a seriously flawed moral character.
Coincidentally, my middle name is “Big Trunk”, though for reasons completely unrelated to Powerline.
You have a stocky torso, Beck?
Meanwhile, in a not half-hearted attempt to shore up my wishy-washy bona fides, I joined the Senate Republican caucus.
BECAUSE OF THE HINDROCKETRY!!!!!!!!
nope, doesn’t have that certain PW “RING” to it. Nevermind.
TW – “always”. What seems funny in your mind doesn’t ALWAYS translate in written form.