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If instead of going On The Road, famed Beat writer Jack Kerouac spent the early 1950s as a maverick product development specialist for General Mills, Inc

Kerouac:  “Sure, ‘Cheerios’ sell well.  But they’re just so 1940’s, y’dig?  Whereas my new ‘Daddy-O’s!’—delicious whole grain O’s baked through with bits of cannabis and topped with a sweet heroin glaze—now these really speak to a new generation, man.”

7 Replies to “If instead of going On The Road, famed Beat writer Jack Kerouac spent the early 1950s as a maverick product development specialist for General Mills, Inc”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    BINGO!

  2. OHNOES says:

    Okay, maybe I’m not hip enough.

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Hep, you mean.

  4. me says:

    Will they stay crispy in milk?

  5. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Doubtful.  But you won’t care after the third or fourth spoonful…

  6. mojo says:

    Dig this, daddy-o…

  7. Veeshir says:

    Damn it, now I’m all hungry and I’m out of heroin.

    Bastid.

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