Me: “…The way you just sit there all smug and critical. Tell me, what would you do to fight terrorism? Throw pies?”
Hole:
Me: “Fucking hole.”
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It’s not the hole’s job to do the work Smirky should be doing. Why are you trying to stifle dissent? Fascist.
Quicksilver?
Hole: Someone with higher ed degrees out the wazoo and not enough sense to patch his pants is calling me out on national security…?
You can’t blame the hole for harboring passive-aggressive feelings toward you, Jeff. I mean, you set John Bolton’s straight-talking moustache, “Regis”, up with a hot blind date, and what does the hole in your jeans get? A brief, clumsy, and unsatisfying fingering every time you scratch your knee. Maybe.
AWG- you really crack me up. That bit yesterday about smear merchants was brilliant.
Jeff.. admit it. You put another hole post up just to see if RRRRick will lay another steaming pile of shit in the comments, right?
Oops, that was me. Kastinka.
Thanks, Lydia! I also do birthday parties and Bar/Bat Mitzvahs. And the occasional First Communion!
For the record, “Kastinka” reminds me of the (extremely young-looking) female lead from the Russo-Finnish coproduction Jack Frost (originally, Morozko), a favorite of MSTies everywhere. No reflection on you, Lydia; the girl in the movie was named Nastinka.
Man, you guys out-humor me every day of the week. *Sobs in shame*
The Hole has a point. I mean, think of the symbolism:
Citizen journalism = Pie
Pie thrown in face = Citizen journalist talking Truth to Power!!!
I mean, if I were a terrorist, or a Rethuglican, I’d be humiliated!!
That’s funny. I’m eating a Hostess cherry pie RIGHT NOW!