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104 Replies to “Test”

  1. dicentra says:

    DAMMIT I DIDN’T STUDY!

  2. Shermlaw says:

    I know you wrote “test,” but what you really meant was something racist, I’m sure, given that only white people do well on tests, you know.

  3. happyfeet says:

    good morning Mr. Jeff how are you I am fine

    I brought tabouli for lunch

  4. happyfeet says:

    I am in moderation

    it’s dark here, and cold

    and very very lonely

  5. Scott Hinckley says:

    Test Tickle.

    If this were a real tickle, ….

    I got a 404 error this morning trying to access the blog from home. Was (obviously) able to access from work just now.

  6. palaeomerus says:

    P- actual test is solid copy, we are oscar mike.

  7. leigh says:

    Still moderated. NSA? Is that you?

  8. John Bradley says:

    If this wasn’t a test, I suppose I’d be told to await further instructions from local civil authorities… who’d no doubt kick me out of my house, steal my guns, and herd me into the local shelter, where I’d be menaced by ‘reports’ of zombies, rape gangs, or possibly zombie rape gangs.

    And fuck that.

  9. John Bradley says:

    Your comment is awaiting moderation

    That’s unlikely to happen; ain’t no stinking moderates here in the heart of Hairy-footed Visigothery. ‘Cept maybe Tracy and the Yellow One.

  10. JohnInFirestone says:

    Hey, the website’s back! Cool!

  11. dicentra says:

    So.

    proteinwisdom.com was inundated by flood waters

  12. newrouter says:

    test

  13. sdferr says:

    test back

  14. Blake says:

    Test comment?

  15. BigBangHunter says:

    – Test

  16. leigh says:

    test? there’s a test?

  17. leigh says:

    A moderated test.

  18. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong

  19. Pablo says:

    Comment?

  20. McGehee says:

    Dammit, I didn’t study! And I forgot my pants! And I haven’t been in school since…

  21. Darleen says:

    Um… my dog ate my study notes??

  22. geoffb says:

    At least you’re not immoderate.

  23. TaiChiWawa says:

    May I be excused? I think I have to go to the nurse’s office. I have a tummy ache.

  24. LBascom says:

    Don’t get testy with me!

  25. Pablo says:

    Pass/fail? Or more like a Rorschach?

  26. BigBangHunter says:

    – All my comments are awaiting moderation…. since sometime yesterday…and there better not be any math.

  27. Drumwaster says:

    I was told there would be no math.

  28. The Monster says:

    The answer is “42”.

    <voice style=”Peanuts adult” >wah-waah, wa waah wah waah<voice>

    “The Straits of Magellan?”

  29. The Monster says:

    What, moderation because I used faux HTML markup?

  30. leigh says:

    Okay! I see my post, but it still says awaiting moderation.

    What did I do?

  31. SBP says:

    Good news. The strain of leprosy the armadillo has is not one of the multi-drug resistant types.

  32. Pixy Misa says:

    Sorry about that folks. There was a problem with the virtual server running Protein Wisdom. (Specifically, it had plenty of disk space, but was out of “inodes”, so it could access all the existing files but couldn’t create new ones. That caused the odd intermittent problems you would have seen.)

    Should be all fixed now.

  33. leigh says:

    Good job, Pixy.

    I was jonesing to talk about the shooter.

  34. BigBangHunter says:

    – Testicles no. 2….

  35. RI Red says:

    And who is this “pixy misa” who holds our future in her/his/its hands?

  36. newrouter says:

    test no.2

  37. BigBangHunter says:

    – Rather interesting reading the reactions over at HuffNpoop. Oh, and Fein-fascist didn’t let the sun set before issuing her usual “gun control for thee but not for me” bs, while she was busy making out the renewal application for her own conceal and carry. Dianne Hipocrit (D-CA).

  38. newrouter says:

    thx pixy misa

  39. newrouter says:

    mass shootings are viagra for difi

  40. palaeomerus says:

    Testicles is my favorite Greek playwright; his works are very challenging and iconoclastic. But I find the plays of Mediocrates much more accessible.

  41. newrouter says:

    > but was out of “inodes”<

    same prob with dilithium crystals

  42. The Monster says:

    For those who don’t know how *nix works, an “inode” is fundamental to the organization of a filesystem. When you create a file, even if it has no content at all (literally 0 bytes long), it is assigned an inode. As you add to the file, the inode keeps track of each disk allocation unit assigned to it, and updates fields like “last updated” time/date.

    As the inodes themselves take up space, it’s important not to allocate so many of them that there are no data clusters left to assign to some of the inodes. But it’s equally important not to make the opposite mistake, which is what appears to have happened in this case. Basically, the average file size is smaller than was anticpated when the filesystem was created.

    And if I ever get out of moderation, you’ll be able to read this.

  43. leigh says:

    Before the sunsets tomorrow, Aaron Alexis (le shooter) is going to morph into a sharp-shooter with triple agent background and kung-fu fighting skillz.

  44. leigh says:

    Monster, it was the gay bakery thread that was the culprit.

    I never want to see it again.

  45. newrouter says:

    did the bakery thread go over 2000?

  46. Darleen says:

    leigh

    that thread was epic, though not necessarily in the good sense, cuz last I saw this morning was the lame-lament that Constitution be damned, our hatey-hate was why no gay should ever be conservative.

    talk about hammers seeing everything as nails!

    done & done

  47. Darleen says:

    errr… btw, I just did a quick look and tried to rescue any legit comments languishing in moderation hell…

    there were some spam things, too. Hopefully I got them all deep-sixed.

  48. leigh says:

    Darleen,

    I took a peek at it yesterday and it was crossing into, “Because, shut up!!!1111!!!” territory.

    Cripes.

  49. McGehee says:

    Testicles is my favorite Greek playwright

    I find his prose turgid, his characters stiff and his plots predictable.

  50. McGehee says:

    I took a peek at it yesterday and it was crossing into, “Because, shut up!!!1111!!!” territory.

    If you look just to the left you’ll see my “saw that coming” face.

  51. palaeomerus says:

    Yes, but he packaged it all very nicely and stood out from his contemporaries.

    “??????? ?? ?????? ??? ?? ??? ????? ???? ?????????? ???” ??? ???????? was amazing.

    Of course a lot of people think he was nuts.

  52. sdferr says:

    The Costa Concordia is back up on her keel, and blowing her horn. The starboard side is pretty well mashed in and she’s sitting down to her gunnels, i.e., not floating, but hey, that roll is quite a feat.

  53. palaeomerus says:

    Sorry for the non-English font fail. That should have read ” Kleísei to skasmó kai na mou dó sei píso gyro mou”

    (“Shut the hell up and give me back my gyro!”)

  54. Garym says:

    The Monster says September 16, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    The answer is “42?

    Now …. where have I heard that before …………?

  55. leigh says:

    If you look just to the left you’ll see my “saw that coming” face.

    I was starting to think my avatar was the answer to ending the thread.

  56. Blake says:

    inode, not to be confused with its distant cousin, the anode.

  57. leigh says:

    Or little sister Diode.

  58. geoffb says:

    Thank you Darleen.

  59. Mike LaRoche says:

    So, how about them Seahawks?

  60. leigh says:

    Fucking Penguins.

  61. newrouter says:

    >59-year-old Michael Arnold

    – 53-year-old Sylvia Frasier

    – 62-year-old Kathy Gaarde

    – 73-year-old John Roger Johnson

    – 50-year-old Frank Kohler

    – 46-year-old Kenneth Bernard Proctor

    – 61-year-old Vishnu Pandit<

    kill alot old folks no?

  62. newrouter says:

    how about that thai trip for alexis?

  63. newrouter says:

    alexis is proggtard for ” creppy ass loser” shooting shit so proggtards can do anti gun bs. eff them. man the barricades

  64. newrouter says:

    proggtards find peeps to shoot kids, proggtard politicians, and old folks. ain’t letting them do dat.

  65. newrouter says:

    we don’t hear too much about the giffords, or sandy hook, or any of this stuff. ben gazi peeps?
    eff them and their hell

  66. newrouter says:

    You and I know and do not believe that life is so dear and peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery. If nothing in life is worth dying for, when did this begin—just in the face of this enemy? Or should Moses have told the children of Israel to live in slavery under the pharaohs? Should Christ have refused the cross? Should the patriots at Concord Bridge have thrown down their guns and refused to fire the shot heard ’round the world? The martyrs of history were not fools, and our honored dead who gave their lives to stop the advance of the Nazis didn’t die in vain. Where, then, is the road to peace? Well it’s a simple answer after all.

    You and I have the courage to say to our enemies, “There is a price we will not pay.” “There is a point beyond which they must not advance.” And this—this is the meaning in the phrase of Barry Goldwater’s “peace through strength.” Winston Churchill said, “The destiny of man is not measured by material computations. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we’re spirits—not animals.” And he said, “There’s something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty.”

    You and I have a rendezvous with destiny.

    We’ll preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we’ll sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.

    We will keep in mind and remember that Barry Goldwater has faith in us. He has faith that you and I have the ability and the dignity and the right to make our own decisions and determine our own destiny.
    link

  67. newrouter says:

    The primary purpose of the outward direction of these movements
    is always, as we have seen, to have an impact on society, not to
    affect the power structure, at least not directly and immediately.
    Independent initiatives address the hidden sphere; they demonstrate
    that living within the truth is a human and social alternative and they
    struggle to expand the space available for that life; they help – even
    though it is, of course, indirect help – to raise the confidence of
    citizens; they shatter the world of ‘appearances’ and unmask the real
    nature of power. They do not assume a messianic role; they are not a
    social ‘avant-garde’ or ‘elite’ that alone knows best, and whose task
    it is to ‘raise the consciousness’ of the ‘unconscious’ masses (that
    arrogant self-projection is, once again, intrinsic to an essentially
    different way of thinking, the kind that feels it has a patent on some
    ‘ideal project’ and therefore that it has the right to impose it on
    . society). Nor do they want to lead anyone. They leave it up to
    each individual to decide what he or she will or will not take from
    their experience and work.

    page 82 potpless

  68. newrouter says:

    and havel and reagan and the individual.

  69. newrouter says:

    putin and baracky
    sitting in a tree
    k-i-s-s-i-n-g

  70. geoffb says:

    One is happenstance.
    Two is coincidence [Navy Yard shooter].
    Three [ PW going down] has to be enemy action.

  71. SBP says:

    The inodes became oh-noed.

  72. cranky-d says:

    You are not morg. You are not i-morg. What are you?

  73. Dear Mr. Goldstein,

    Please excuse Bobby from missing yesterday’s test.

    He had been up all night preventing the Evil & Dark Forces of Leftism from Immanentizing The Eschaton in, of all places, Cumquat, Illinois and fell asleep while eating his Wheaties yesterday morning, and I thought it best not to bother him because he was still clutching a small tactical nuclear weapon.

    Yours Truly,
    Cosima Antigone Valkyrie Teuton Ziffel Belvedere, Mrs.

  74. serr8d says:

    Inode? Is that Aeon’s wierd half-sister ? #InodeFluxed

  75. serr8d says:

    (And yes, that was an intentional misspelling)

  76. sdferr says:

    So it’s Constitution Day today.

    Do you know where your glorious heritage went? Yep, shed a tear.

  77. cranky-d says:

    Constitution? That old thing?

    Seriously? It’s like a hundred years old and stuff. They didn’t have the internet back then. How could it be relevant to today?

  78. geoffb says:

    Constitution? We teach that. Teach it real gooder. See. See how well we prep students for the AP test’s questions.

  79. LBascom says:

    tracy says any old city councilman can pass law that supersedes that dusty old constitution.

    ‘Cuz of there being no absolutes, or something…

  80. sdferr says:

    Mr. Ceaser helpfully points out that contrary to the schoolbook teaching that geoffb’s link depicts [“Here is a summary of the rights guaranteed in each amendment: . . . “], we have the text!

    *** Most people today fail to recognize what a great innovation it was for a nation to adopt and be governed by a written constitution. No other political order anywhere or at any time had tried or succeeded in sketching its form of government by an actual law that subsequently could be consulted by the public and by members of the judiciary.

    The precedents here were the American state constitutions. As Thomas Jefferson observed in a letter to his friend John Cartwright in 1824: “Virginia, of which I am myself a native and resident, was not only the first of the States, but, I believe I may say, the first of the nations of the earth, which assembled its wise men peaceably together to form a fundamental constitution, to commit it to writing, and place it among their archives, where every one should be free to appeal to its text.” ***

    For similar and demonstrable reasons, I believe it’s best to learn such things as our plane geometry from Euclid, rather than from third or fourth hand accounts of Euclid. Or our Chaucer from Chaucer, Livy from Livy, etc.

  81. Ernst Schreiber says:

    And who is this “pixy misa” who holds our future in her/his/its hands?

    Pixy Misa is like superhappyfunball

    DO NOT taunt superhappyfunball!

  82. geoffb says:

    Pixy Misa is a genius level computer software wizard whose internet handle is from a character in a spin-off from the Tenchi Muyo anime series IFAIK.

    I am very happy that this blog has Pixy Misa to fix things when they go wacky.

    Thank you, again, Pixy Misa.

  83. McGehee says:

    Thank you, again, Pixy Misa.

    Hear, hear.

  84. palaeomerus says:

    “Seriously? It’s like a hundred years old and stuff. They didn’t have the internet back then. How could it be relevant to today? ”

    Also it’s made of dried up old rape, capitalism, and slavery and it wasn’t written by women, the poor, or minorities. Or Marx. Surely it is debris from a prior age, aching to be demolished in the dialectic struggle. It is the shit of resentful fatcats left in the shoe of history to defile the foot of the workers.

  85. palaeomerus says:

    “DO NOT taunt superhappyfunball!”

    I remember that. “If superhappyfunball becomes wet under no circumstances allow it to touch your skin.”

  86. RI Red says:

    Pixy Misa, we are not worthy.
    Are you related to Visigoth Jeff?

  87. BigBangHunter says:

    – inode is Inna Gartens su-chef and cousin.

  88. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Also it’s made of dried up old rape, capitalism, and slavery and it wasn’t written by women, the poor, or minorities. Or Marx. Surely it is debris from a prior age, aching to be demolished in the dialectic struggle.

    >grammarbitch< I think you meant to say detritus (he sniffed, , Like the haughty John F. Kerry, who just happened to serve in Viet Nam)>/grammarbitch<

  89. palaeomerus says:

    I meant debris but detritus might work better. I was thinking gnarled fragments, splinters, and potshard that survived the violent downfall of the past order rather than trash and waste products. Both work.

  90. palaeomerus says:

    Can we chuck Elizabeth Hasselbeck off of Fox and friends already?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Jei3t30yc

    A violent games registry that records the people who buy violent video games? Really idiot? Really? We already have a rating system and voluntary age restrictions. You want to be mommy to every adult that buys video games? You insipid smurf!

    Go back to the view you appalling cretin.

    Sheez.

  91. palaeomerus says:

    Psychos are totally preventable is we just find the right cheap and stupid stimuli to serve as our scapegoat du jour. AMIRITE?

  92. Patrick Chester says:

    A violent games registry that records the people who buy violent video games? Really idiot? Really? We already have a rating system and voluntary age restrictions. You want to be mommy to every adult that buys video games? You insipid smurf!

    They’re fools, you should eat them. /Urdnot Wrex

  93. palaeomerus says:

    Then I’d be a fool too, via the “you are what you eat” theory.

    And Peyo would haunt me, probably in the form of Peewit, and he’d schtroumpf my schtroumpf in the schtroumpf wtih great schtroumpf.

  94. palaeomerus says:

    Also the Citadel council might kick me out of Specter,

  95. serr8d says:

    A violent games registry that records the people who buy violent video games?

    Only a far-Leftist who is also a Liberal Fascist could dream up such a registry.

    Why, it would destroy the game of Chess!

  96. Drumwaster says:

    Yeah, the vicious sunnuvabeech Pac-Man, with his “eat or be eaten” gameplay, and that Mario with his fireballs killing everything in sight…

    For The Chilluns!

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