—Eh, not gonna happen, I’m afraid. Drunk on his own self-righteousness, the little dude packed a cooler and a sleeping bag and lit out for Crawford, Texas, where he has it in his mind to camp out in some trucker’s pepper garden until the guy agrees to let him come inside and rail against the misuse of radar detectors and cruise control—and of course, Israel’s innumerable war crimes.
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Althouse is over there clitblogging – your little fellow better get in the game!
How could you let him, Jeff?!? Damn, now I’m getting all fired up again.
Once he turned 18 (in armadillo years, mind), I had to cut the apron strings.
It hurts, sure. But he’s an armadult, now.
The little guy’s an anti-semite? Really now, how many Jews could possibly be driving those rigs that roll over them on the interstate?
BOOYYYOOYYOOOYYOING!
your little fellow better get in the game!
Yeah–the armadillo, too!
So is the armidillo a fan of Antony Loewenstein? You know, being an anti-semitic Jew and all…
Of all the flattened suicide armadults seen on the highway, none appear to have been circumcised. But I’m no expert on armadillo crank.
Hey now! The li’l fella ain’t an anti-semite. He’s just an anti-zionist.
He’s not an anti-semite; he just hates the Jews.
I can’t get over Althouse comparing a computer mouse to her clitoris.
As if you guys don’t talk about your dicks all day long over here. Gimme a break.
Bad news dude. I don’t guess you’ve ever heard the phrase, ”Texas Speed Bump?”
Sorry Beck, but judging by the weiner on that speed pump, it’s a distinctly blue state ‘dilla, not one from Texas.
Or “bump.”
I read that armadillos only have sex in July and August.
Looks like I own Jeff Goldstein an aplology. Sorry there old chap. I completely got the wrong end of your schtick with the Gandhi thing.
This is one of the funniest comment areas! HA…I love you guys! Thanks I needed that!
“Speed pump” …
don’t touch it … don’t touch it …(backing away)
But I’m no expert on armadillo crank.
How about bat crank, Dubs?
You know, Wadard, I kinda like a fellow who’ll do that. Looks to me like ghandi did to you what Michael Moore is doing to Cindy Sheehan.
Did you know that armadillos cross rivers by walking across the bottom? Seriously.
Lick my speed pump!