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Cindy Sheehan tries the full-serve pump at Chevron (UPDATED)

Attendant:  “Check your oil, ma’am?”

Sheehan:  “IMPERIALIST!”*

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Round-up of your daily CINDY! here.  Meanwhile, Patrick Sheehan breaks his silence, presumably in reaction to things like this (h/t John Cole).

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update:  Red State notices some important discrepancies in Ms Sheehan’s changing stories concerning her now infamous “Nightline” email.

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update 2Well said.

33 Replies to “Cindy Sheehan tries the full-serve pump at Chevron (UPDATED)”

  1. OHNOES says:

    SMEAR MERCHANT! ATTACK HER ISSUES NOT HER!

  2. Hubris says:

    Well, she has a point about the person who picks up dog shit–the level of service has been atrocious.

  3. Rick says:

    …she has a point about the person who picks up dog shit…

    That would be Bob Shrum.

    Cordially…

  4. Salt Lick says:

    Run, Cindy, Run!  Howard and Cindy!  Howard and Cindy! Howard and Cindy!

  5. shank says:

    Cindy Sheehan has been in the sun too long.  According to good ol’ Wikipedia: 

    The victim will become confused, often hostile, and may seem drunk.

    Confused?  Check.  Hostile?  Check.  And these are just the symptoms of such a condition.  The later stages included much mroe serious damage to brain and muscle tissue.

  6. MisterPundit says:

    She oes not speak for me.

    Blistering takedown of Sheehan by another parent who lost a son in Iraq. Will this parent get the same attention in the media as Cindy “It’s The Jews” Sheehan? How about this parent?

    They better.

  7. MisterPundit says:

    PS : Hat tip to RightWingSparkle for the Opinion Journal link above.

  8. shank says:

    No Mr. Pundit they won’t, becuase they’ve got enough common sense to not make a goddamn circus motherfucking grade-A nuisance of themselves.

  9. Not Parody says:

    How dare you jew-neocons smear Mother Cindy! She is a mom and Chimpy stole her son! For what, Zionist-Corporate lies????

  10. jaed says:

    There have been parents since the first casualties in Afghanistan who didn’t spit on their loved one’s grave, didn’t announce solidarity with those who killed their loved one, and managed to talk about their grief without losing their dignity.

    Did even ONE of them get the coverage that Michael Berg got and Cindy Sheehan is getting? QED. (And don’t tell me it’s their “outrage” that makes them news. Did the families outraged at Michael Moore using their dead for propaganda purposes get the coverage that Cindy Sheehan is getting?) (And don’t tell me either that it’s their “dissident” politics. The parents I talked about in the preceding paragraph include some who, it was clear, were opposed to the Iraq campaign to begin with. Did they get the same coverage?)

  11. brian peppers says:

    hi everyone, this is brian peppers. yes, really it’s me. i just want everone here to know that i support mother cindy and her efforts to stop the neocons and the immoral imperialst war. it is sick how george w bush stole her son. let’s all demand that bush answers her questins.

    thank yuo,

    brian peppers

  12. Rick says:

    brian peppers is e.e. cummings without the coherence.

    Cordially…

  13. Jeff Goldstein says:

    hi everyone, this is brian peppers. yes, really it’s me.

    I haven’t been so thrilled since that one chick from some WB show (sorry, can’t remember her name) put her tongue in my ass.  Only cost me two Long Island Ice Teas and about 20 minutes of small talk, too.

    HA!

    TAKE THAT, HEWITT!

  14. um, yeah, who dat?

  15. Rick says:

    Did everyone recognize the name Brian Peppers?  If not, then did you Google it?

    While I wouldn’t doubt the real Peppers’ attraction to the Crawford Ditch Cause, I must conclude our late guest is no more genuine than Gandhi.

    Cordially…

  16. Jeff Goldstein says:

    He dat.

  17. Sobek says:

    Here’s my favorite from the Sheehanisms page:

    “Being your political downfall will be the most noble accomplishment of my life.”

    Well, it’s hard to deny that Bush’s days as President are numbered.

  18. me says:

    Is that John Merrick’s spawn or something?

    Brrrrrrrr.

  19. Cindy S. says:

    I haven’t been so thrilled since that one chick from some WB show (sorry, can’t remember her name) put her tongue in my ass.

    That was ME, you Zionist fuck!

  20. skinbad says:

    “Being your political downfall will be the most noble accomplishment of my life.”

    “Now why on earth won’t you invite me in for a chat?”

  21. Jeff Goldstein says:

    That was ME, you Zionist fuck!

    Oh.  Well, sorry for oppressing your tongue like that, honey.  But in my defense, it did kinda volunteer…

  22. ahem says:

    Are all the trolls off for the afternoon?

  23. Hubris says:

    My favorite Sheehan-related quote of the past few days:

    There are defining moments in political careers and in national life where true character is revealed, where moral authority is achieved, or forfeited.

    -Gary Hart

    Not that I ever held anything against Gary for gettin’ some strange.  Still, an unfortunate choice of words.

  24. Cindy S. says:

    SMEAR MERCHANT!

    Leave me alone! Stop talking about me! Stop talking TO me! Did you hear that? What?

    STOP TALKING TO ME!!

    I heard that!

    Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbayaaaaaaa

    *twitch*

  25. Chrees says:

    Thanks for the link to Patrick Sheehan. I wish him and their son Andy all the best, but I have a feeling it will have to be at long distance and without a TV or newspaper.

    And here’s hoping Andy doesn’t join the military. You think you’ve already seen a public mental breakdown? That would be nothing.

  26. tongueboy says:

    Perhaps Brian is Harlan Pepper’s mentally challenged younger brother.

    Hey, I’m just speculatin’.

  27. NEOCONS CAN'T DENY THIS says:

    Jeff Gannon is gay.

  28. ll says:

    Oh, I don’t want to make fun of genetic and developmental disorders. I can only thank God how lucky I am for being born healthy.  But, feel free to kick him to the ground for being a pedophile. smile

  29. michael moore's left tittie says:

    We need photos of St. Cindy’s genitalia posted in the internet.  Why?  Because of the HYPOCRISY!!!!!!!!

  30. – Hey Golden-beenie…. thats got possibilities for an effective Hussien torture. Cindy on one knee and Janet Reno on the other…. I give him, oh say 2 minutes, to hang on to what little sanity he has left…

    word lotto: “way”

  31. ICallMasICM says:

    My favorite

    ‘Also, thanks to you and your careless domestic policies, I am unemployed, so this will be my full-time job.’

    That was actually because of your careless domestic policy of not showing up for work. I love how these pathetic losers always want to be the victim.

  32. eric elnicki says:

    Jeff, I’m a little confused after reading all those Sheehanisms.

    Is there ANYTHING that Cindy doesn’t blame G-dub for?

  33. Dave S. says:

    Maybe the disappearance of Natalee Holloway?

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