First militant: “You know, Qasim, I’m really beginning to like this Cindy Sheehan infidel. Unusual to find an uncovered cur so willing to sing the heavenly music of Truth.”*
Second militant: “I agree, brother. When we conquer the Great Satan and take his land by force of fiery sword, we shall have to remember to slit her throat last.”*
First militant: “Exactly. Allah be praised.”
Second militant: “Allah be praised.”
You cannot deny the overwhelming evidence that she is soft-spoken.
Must you turn this site into a house of lies?
hey,i’ll give that her voice, physically speaking, isn’t very powerful. she could maybe use some coaching, learn to project. what’s wrong with pointing that out?
When I inadvertently came across her being interviewed by Tony Snow (before he broke and told listeners who he was talking to), I thought he was interviewing a whiny 12 year old.
Marine Sniper:”Hey, well lookee here. Got a letter from my mom.”
Marine Spotter:”Cool, how’s she doin?”
Marine Sniper:”Says she’s doin’ ok, misses me a lot, really proud of me, the usual stuff.”
Marine Spotter:”Did she send any beef jerky this time?”
Marine Sniper:”Nope, not this time. I hate the crap, you’re the only one who eats it anyways.”
Marine Spotter:”I do love me some beef jerky.”
Marine Sniper:”She said she’s going to Crawford for a day or two to take care of some business though. Wonder what the hell she wants to go to Crawford for?”
Marine Spotter:”Who knows, I wouldn’t mess with your mom though. She’s a tough old broad…Forget that, Mohammed over there is trying to line up another RPG at the school bus, back to work bro’.”
Breaking news on an Atlanta radio station: Chimpy and KKKarl are sending Monica Lewinsky to deal with Cindy!
They figure if anybody knows how to keep a Democratic tool from blowing up in your face, it’s her.
Dude, where’s my bong?
Of Slackers and Heroes
I think the one thing that upset me the worst today is the thought that the creeps at DailyKos are suceeding in their plans to erase the name, ideals and memory of Casey Sheehan as a person.
I was in my sitemeter account and there was a referal link to my website from a search engine.
Turns out someone got to my site via CNNs web search.
The keywords?
casey sheehan
I was the 18th link.
Normally I would feel proud that my little blog would rank so high in a search, today?
I find it disgusting.
Hehe, this is my favorite series. Thanks for something that always brightens my day.
For the rest of my waking hours, I’m torn between Sin City and Grand Theft Auto. Man, if those right-wing Republicans are right about God, I am so going to hell.
I love this stuff… but I just checked in to say that Hugh Hewitt just said, on radio show, that J. Goldstein was hilarious or amazing or some such while analyzing the humor of cons vis a vie left. Hugh offered, as representatives of con humor, Lileks and Scrappleface and Iowahawk and “that Jeff Goldstein is hilarious (or amazing or something “good”)”. I was working on “my” blog and wasn’t concentrating.
Thought I’d pass it on.
(oh yeah, JG is smart also. His “Bottom line” on Sheehan, written days ago, as smart a two paragraph grouping as I’ve read on subject)
Another commenter said he called me “deranged.” I DEMAND ANSWERS TO THIS LIBEL / GEE, THANKS!
I DEMAND ANSWERS TO THIS LIBEL / GEE, THANKS!
Uh-oh, he’s goin’ schitzophrenic again…
No sudden moves.
bmoe:
The Kimmer rrrROCKS!!
1st militant: Are we dead yet?
2nd militant: I don’t know, I have buried my face in what is left of my arms.
Schrodinger’s militant: YOU MUST LOOK / SNIPERS RULE!
The Newsmaker Line is probably gonna make me have an accident one of these days.
Everyone except B Moe:
We’re talking about a drive-time radio show in Atlanta, a very funny ex-Marine.
B Moe:
Yeah, I think all those 20 car pile-ups we’ve been having lately might have a little Kimmer element to them…
Jeff,
Hugh meant “deranged” in a postitive way, I swear… or, in other words, I’d kill to be named in the same grouping of humoUrists as you were… but I’m digressing again…
Before Sheehanapalooza closes down in Crawford, St. Cindy will be wearing a floor-to-ceiling burqa.
Just you watch.
Schrodinger’s Militant?
Okay, THAT is awesome.
Gosh, I miss a few days reading Jeff and I miss the Jooo hate fest!!! Arrggghhh!!!!!
Jeff, I am sure Hugh said “hilarious,” but deranged can be sexy in a Johnny Depp in ‘Windows’ kind of way.
So it’s a win win.
As you may have read, according to the news, Cindy is leaving Crawford because her mom has had a stroke.
Guys, let’s be honest. Cindy is unhinged, she is not dealing with the death of her son in a healthy way, and the Far Left is encouraging her. I appreciate the joking as much as the next person, but, please, let’s all be sure we know this. She’s not the villain. She’s not rational enough to be. The villains are those encouraging her. She needs therapy, not Moore’s webspace.
In that vein, I’d like to ask everyone to do the Christian thing (Or in Jeff’s case, the Jewish thing… if the wild rumors of Jeff being Jewish are true, and if the Jewish thing is to pray for people who are suffering. I can never be too sure. Just don’t do the Muslim thing and suicide bomb, okay?) and offer a prayer on her behalf. Cindy deserves therapy and guidance, rather than Leftist proddings and scorn from the sensible.
60% of me wants to apologize for the Muslim suicide bomb joke. The rest of me wants to rephrase it to read “don’t do the Muslim thing and suicide bomb or avoid condemning suicide bombers.”
The odd thing is that only 50% of me wants to apologize for the latter. I HAVE known some decent Muslims… really!
It’s funny because it’s true.
OHNOES: Compassion, yes. Shrugging off her lies and letting less-informed people around me accept them as fact, absolutely not. If she were related to me, yeah, I’d feel bad for her. But I’d also be IN HER FACE telling her to go home and stop making the family look like idiots. It looks like that’s what her family is doing, to some degree.
Oh, and my compassion would also not keep me from pointing Cindy and like-minded people to this little reminder that Bush is far from being “the biggest terrorist in the world” (may have been linked here already). The videos should be played on continuous loop in front of the protestors. I still can’t get them out of my mind from last night, so be warned. Despite nearly throwing up, it was a good reminder of the kind of monsters we’re fighting.
Link – Mother Sheehan’s post
Your chance to talk directly to Mother Sheehan via Huffington’s blog. The mix of commentary is interesting, especially the Marine Captain near the end of the posts.
Cheers – DC
DC:
Good link, fun stuff, and an awesome forum for the paranoid, naïve and foolish to dispense encouragement and advice.
You’re a juggernaut of righteousness Cindy. Metaphor of the day…
America is finally waking up to the Bushflop! Put that on a placard, slap on a pair of stilts and jump the line to the front of the peace march.
We are fighting a nuclear war in Iraq every time we shoot a Depleted Uranium round. And my local government dropped an artillery bombardment on its unsuspecting citizens last July 4. Babykillers!
Stay Strong Cindy! They attack you so strongly because the truth hurts too much. You can’t HANDLE the truth, warmonger!
Go, Cindy. They vilified Gandhi too. That’s SAINT Cindy to you.
Karl Rove knows that and he is going to swamp your bandwidth by throwing larger and larger quantiites of crap at “you” and at your legitimacy. The obligatory “GET KARL ROVE OUT OF MY HEEEAAAD†comment.
Dont let those wacko republicans get to you, heck, wear their rants, lies and hate as a badge. Not just a badge — a badge of HONOR, dammit!
No, no, no… we’re not vilifying him. We’re ridiculing him.
Oh wait, there’s another Gandhi?
Why, yes. Indira Gandhi was twice Prime Minister of India.
“Juggernaut of righteousness” was a nice little trope from the comments over at Huffington’s Post, but for metaphor of the day I’ll have to go with:
You are the conscience of a disinterested, uninvolved, narcoleptic nation.
That’s wrong on so many levels, starting with the fact that “disinterested” does not mean what the commenter thinks it means.
I lost my compassion for this lady when she started talking about the Coalition for New American Century, which has been a Michael Moore talking point since prior to F9-11.
Utron,
I wouldn’t call that a metaphor but it certainly qualifies as “Lamentation of the Day” for the clear, quiet sadness of his/her/its (hey, you can’t call me gender normative) call for an evil-doing nation to awaken from its sinful torpor. And it lacks that bitter, self-absorption of the typical Mooreon rant about how the stupid red staters are afflicted with false consciousness blah blah blah. A sentiment as pure as Borax.
Jeremiah would be proud.
Well, of COURSE she should be slapped upside the head and sent home. She’s acting like an idiot, but she also needs therapy.
That’s a great pyramid scheme they got. Any debunking they call lies, so then they can say “OH NOES TEH EVAL RIGHT WINGER CHRISTIANS CAN ONLY ATTACK YUO!!!111”
I like to think that the abuse and ridicule being heaped on St. Cindy is a form a therapy.
The more I ridicule her, the better I feel.
“Depleted Uranium = nuclear war” is now their new schtick? Oh dear. They… they’re like caricatures of human beings! I pretend to be that dumb in online games for laughs, hence the moniker!
“omg hax you used a gun!”
My… goodness… *Rolls eyes.*
Turing word directly, as in I saw the Turing word directly after writing this next paragraph, and then inserted it.
Speaking of which, I believe “Depleted Uranium Rounds” is a buzzword in video games to allow your guns to do special stuff, like Rogue Agent’s MagRail firing its DU rounds directly through walls.