Students sign petition to legalize 4th trimester abortion. Which, for those of you liberal arts majors unwilling to be oppressed by the rigid patriarchal certitude of mathematics, comes down to legalizing abortion up to and including on “fetuses” who are up to 3-months old, swadled in Gund blankets and crapping real poop, not that early-days black tar that the wretched little punishments are wont to do.
It’s all about choice, you see.
Which, hey, if you can’t beat them, join them, right? Which is why I’m going to circulate a petition that would legalize abortion into, say, the 80th Trimester — provided those who we’re “aborting” signed a petition allowing 4th trimester abortions.
Fair is fair, right? And besides, what better way to save the planet than to remove a bunch of carbon footprints that are probably wasting valuable natural resources with all their electronic gadgets and social media time.
Killing the children is for the children. As any major dude can plainly see.
(h/t JohnInFirestone)
New Math is hard.
I’m afraid my gastro-intestinal tract is empty, else I’d be puking. Same kids who, no doubt, signed the petition to repeal the bill of rights (surely I don’t need to link to that).
No doubt if asked about Kermit Gosnell they’d say how much they loved Sesame Street.
Quick, buttons, how many quarters in a hocey game?
*k*
And apparently with all their entirely lost voices too, boss:
Naturally, we call on the Christian leader of the progressive West for temperance, tolerance, and equal rights, we’re told they being its and his principles.
They probably read the fourth book in every trilogy.
waiting for the third shoe to drop
Because math is hard, I’d suggest we next make fun of our undergrads’ limited understanding of the word “choice.” Ask ’em if they’re pro-choice, and then start expanding:
“Would that include the right to choose how you raise and educate your child, if you decide to go ahead and have it?”
“Would that include the right to choose what sort of food you feed your child, and what soft drinks? The right to choose how much pop your kid can carry at a time?”
“Would that include the right to choose to work a high-paying job to support your kid, even if it meant leaving your environmental advocacy nonprofit?”
“Would that include the right to choose to start your own business, so that you could support your child on your own terms?”
“Would that include the right to choose to bequeath your business to your child after you die, without the government taking it over and liquidating it?”
“Would that include the right to choose a vehicle large enough to carry around your kid, her friends, and all their related gear?”
“Would that include the right to choose a home with a yard and nice neighbors with similarly-aged kids, even if it’s in a suburb and not close to mass transit?”
“Would that include the right to choose to carry a firearm to protect your child, your home, and your business?”
The main reason my wife and I don’t fight constantly is that she realized some time ago that the right to choose extends a lot farther than just killing inconvenient babies. She understands that the right to choose is like free speech: it’s meaningless if it doesn’t include the unpopular options.
It’s a simple enough message that even an underwater lesbian basketweaving studies major might understand it.
These kids know that according to Obamacare they are “children” until age 26, right? Unless they want Plan B, of course.
Also, how horrifying is the woman who tells him she had a baby 3 mos. ago while signing? Hopefully she’s just sleep deprived. Even still, how can you go through a pregnancy and not notice that it’s a child before it’s born? <>
Q: How many chiggers does it take to abort a fourth trimester
babything-a-ma-jig?A: None. Chiggers aren’t capable of aborting anything.
I bet most of those kids are into their 5th year of a 4-year degree,
Speaking of Donald Fagen, has black Friday come yet?
Peter Singer’s work is almost done.
Well, this certainly is the New Frontier.
Sort of OT, as the WSJ noted in it’s lead editorial today, in Obama’s latest spech he mentioned growth four times and inequality five times. It’s not hard to see why the economy is struggling as the leaders still seem more interested in redistributing wealth than creating it.
That’s what happens when you keep telling them to give 110%.
And after signing the petitions they were asked to make change: “Got two tens for a five?”
“2 for a dime! 3 For a quarter!”
I’ve long advocated making abortion retroactive to the 75th trimester at the request of either parent or a simple majority of the neighbors. Glad to see you’re finally on board!
The video seems somewhat…familiar, like I’ve seen it’s style before. Dunno. Hot Air, perhaps ?
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