Which once again introduces the age-old philosophical question: if a fake “conservative” has a show on MSNBC, and nobody is there to watch it, does it even resonate with anybody outside of the insular leftwing media matrix that pretends to take this unbelievably huge asshole seriously?
Besides, you know, National Review’s “Conservative Summit” organizers, I mean?
As many of you know, I’m not a big Hannity fan, though I believe his heart is in the right place, and that he is, for the most part, staunchly conservative (and to his credit, outgrowing his cloying GOP boosterism, for which I used to rib him mercilessly). It’s his mannerisms that annoy me mostly, not his message.
But compared to Joe Scarborough, Hannity is a nude, oil-lathered Elle McPherson serving me a tray of bacon-wrapped bacon appetizers to Scarborough’s naked and unshaven Rachel Maddow doing yoga on a mat made from Madagascar Hissing Beetles, Chris Matthews’s vodka sick, and George Clooney’s eyebrow tweezings.
And at the risk of objectifying women, well… Come on, now.
Scarborough — Gold Star for that woman! — by far outstrips Hannity in the ManlyLesbian category of achievement, but he’s a far way to go to catch up with the rest of the FoxNews entrants to the contest.
If a tree falls on MSNBC, does anybody care?
Hannity responds.
Doesn’t “blast” imply some degree of forcefulness?
Scarborough’s blasts are measured in micro-tons.
Not exactly pithy, Sean.
I will never ever be able to get that Maddow image out of my mind now. Thanks a bunch Jeff.
Scarborough has never been a GOP guy. He’s like Scott Brown from my state, a total squish. Any GOP rep that shows up on MSLSD is dead to me.
a CNN anchorman believes that mankind “hunted the dildo to extinction.”
“Danger” comments here but he’s no “Carlos.”
That image of Maddow that you just created for my brain should be labeled a hate crime. Crikey, there isn’t enough brain bleach in the world.
More related, Scarborough is a pretentious, ignorant little twatwaffle.
No, Scarborough wet his pants over remarks that he pretended Hannity made but that Hannity did not make. At no point did Hannity say that Martin “had it coming” just that being a pothead gave him something in common with Bumblefuck. But by that very same token, Scarborough is clearly saying that Obama deserves to be shot. QED, beytotch.
1.) I defy you to come up with a plausible structure for a carpet made of beetles(actually I think those are cockroaches which are in a different order than beetles) , vomit, and eyebrow hairs. I don’t think alcohol vomit is going to act as an adhesive. so you can’t do a fiber/resin thing. Unless maybe this takes place at a very low temperature and the vomit is frozen? Maybe then. Okay.
2.) Also I don’t see Chrissy Tingles as the kind of alky who would waste good rotgut vodka on a stomach purge. He’s a “keeper downer” if I ever saw one. I bet when he craps his turds are singing “Mmmmmoooon *hic!* riverrrrrrr” as they hit the water.
3.) These trolly things always come in threes.
“newrouter says July 23, 2013 at 1:28 pm
a CNN anchorman believes that mankind “hunted the dildo to extinction.”
I think that sounds more like something Triple H would do.
Clooney’s eyebrows are magical, pala.
I had this Rachel Maddow/ Mellisa Harris-Perry fantasy going and you just ruined it.
Don’t have much use for Hannity, except as a foil for Levin on his radio show once in a while. Certainly I don’t understand why he gets both a TV and radio show. Too much “nnnya” and interrupting guests.
I had honestly never heard of Hannity until one day years ago I heard him subbing for Limbaugh. I emailed Limbaugh afterward and told him this “Hannedy” guy had no clue how to do radio and he should never let him on again.
True story, as God is my witness.
The family rescued by George Zimmerman after a rollover crash in Florida are terrified they will become targets for hate mobs
I’d be terrified I’d become a target of a media mob. I’d be in terrible danger of exceeding my bag limit.
Nice of the Brits to publish their pictures.
The Daily Mail is a rag like the NY Post. I’d expect nothing less.
The amount of information contained in the photos of that story is horrific for those people. Forgot angry anti-GZ mobs, how about your garden variety burgler.
The NY Post has some good columnists and reporters, the NY Daily News on the other hand is trash. The MSNBC of papers.
Oops. I get those two mixed up, sorry.
People try so hard to see a mark of Cain on him. It’s sick.
and the guy is a pharmacists, Walt and Jesse are on their way.
From the article.
Actually it is close to a mile and a half as the crow flies and more like 2 and a half by road. But can’t let facts mess with the narrative.
I always get the UK fishwraps mixed up. Reminds me of the “Yes, Minister” scene:
Hacker: Don’t tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:
The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard: Sun readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.
-BgBear, that brought back fond memories of that great show. Maybe I’ll finally purchase them after vowing to do so for a long time [it’s funny: when I consider what DVD’s to buy these days, I think of whether or not they will be worthwhile to have when everything collapses].
-I’m with those of you in distress over the Maddow image. I’m on the verge of doing an Oedipus over here.
Dudes. He gave you an oiled up nekkid Elle McPherson too.
And only half a second to enjoy it before… {{{horrors}}}
Agreed. You need to turn to Elle for comfort, McGehee.
I do agree with another commenter about Hannity’s penchant for interrupting. Sometimes, I just want to hear them out- at least let them finish the sentence, fcs. As for Scarborough- he seems to let the winds buffet him along. I can’t take someone seriously if they subscribe to groupthink or are unable to maintain some sort of position. He strikes me as just another pushover who’s only interest is to keep getting a paycheck. A chubby, poorly aging poseur.
I think I understand about the rescuees not wanting any of that BGI mess on their doorstep, but I’m still hugely disappointed. I was only hoping for a smidgen of backbone in Big George’s favor. He deserves it. Go George!
“I will never ever be able to get that Maddow image out of my mind now. Thanks a bunch Jeff.”
I missed everything after the double bacon reference. Which is just more evidence that the other white meat has health benefits ;)
“That image of Maddow that you just created for my brain should be labeled a hate crime.”
I wished for something to wipe away “shirtless Geraldo”.
I got “new pictures of Weiner’s junk”.
I wished for something to wipe that away.
I got Jeff’s Maddow mise-en-scène .
I’m going to stop wishing now.
“he’s no “Carlos””
Geoffb,
Real superhero’s keep their capes and tights on and they are faster than speeding camera shutters. ;^)
That reminds me; anyone read from Abe lately? I’m going to have to call him an get him to explain this continued NYC affair with the Wiener Spitzer duo.
Go find some pictures of Kate Upton, Spies. You’ll feel better.
You mean the tawdry city that had him frontrunning in that race? NYC and Weiner deserve each other.
“I’m on the verge of doing an Oedipus over here.”
The “gouge out your eyes part” or the “disappear near the mouth of a dark cave near Thebes that leads to the Underworld” part? I assume we can safely ignore the other two major things that Oedipus is known for (Sphinx killing, Patricide + incest).
It would be a shame if Weiner’s junked his chances.
Never fear, Weiner will always rise again.
And one woman he sent pictures too looks similar to his wife Huma. Just much younger.
Poor Huma looks like Olive Oyl in all the pictures I’ve seen of her, except their wedding photo.
Fair Palaeo!
Ah, friend,
Thou only keepest by me, faithful found,
Nor dost the blind one slight.
Woe, woe,
For thou escap’st me not, I know thee well;
Though all is dark, I still can hear thy voice.
Odd, odd.
Scarborough needs some elocution lessons. This doesn’t make sense; Zimmerman did not shoot Martin with Skittles. I think it was a Taurus.
Middle class neighborhood? Not with those property values and crime rates.
If Trayvon had just headed for the barn instead of picking a fight, he’d still be alive and expelled from high school.
Geoffb: Does this mean that Huma has left Hillary for Lady Michbeth???