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If instead of a hyperpartisan lobbyist seeking to turn the Constitution into his own personal bitch, People For the American Way’s Ralph Neas were John Roberts’ porcelein gravy boat

Neas: “So.  Country gravy, is it?  How typically reactionary—and how perfectly indicative of the way a Supreme Court Justice Roberts, should he be confirmed, would turn back the clock on the great legal and social strides made by long-oppressed Gravies of Color.”

8 Replies to “If instead of a hyperpartisan lobbyist seeking to turn the Constitution into his own personal bitch, People For the American Way’s Ralph Neas were John Roberts’ porcelein gravy boat”

  1. Hubris says:

    I hear he’s also a fan of Bisquick® Originalist Baking Mix.

  2. shank says:

    Like Neas has room to talk.  That Yankee prick wouldn’t know good country gravy from his own spunk if he ate off fresh buttermilk biscuits.  Oho!

  3. AWG says:

    Wouldn’t it be more appropos if Ralph Neas were Roberts’s toilet brush?

    As for gravy, I like mine a little bit country, and a little bit rock-n-roll.

    If by “rock-n-roll” you mean beefsteak, that is.  tongue laugh

  4. Murel Bailey says:

    Shank, that visual image may spare me the need to diet for a while. Well played.

  5. Sigivald says:

    *blink*

    Can you send me an ounce of two of what you’ve been smoking?

    It must be brilliant stuff.

  6. Neas is such a twit that no decent person takes him seriously.  Thing is, he’s still got most of the Dem senators by their nether regions, and when he pulls, they follow.

  7. bridge_to_tomorrow says:

    I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’m a cream gravy man myself…

  8. Major John says:

    Perhaps if Roberts filled the gravy boat with a good European gravy – say, something for a good jaeger schnitzel perhaps.  Then he would show more nuance, and willingness to look to other sources of culinary enhancement besides simplisme Amrican ones.

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