This being the “hard-core fundies and so-called ‘constitutionalists’ aren’t going to vote for us anyway, so we may as well start sticking it to those bitterclingers sooner rather than later” plank of the wildly popular, progressive Valerie Jarrett / Obamaco “we’ll decide when the law is the law, plebes” platform.

Reached for comment, Chief Justice John Roberts muttered something about the appearance of bipartisanship and deference to executive privilege, then rushed off to the bathroom, where he taxed himself hard and repeatedly.   Just because he could.