9 Replies to “Follow-up to the “Follow-up to the ‘Follow-up to the “Helen Thomas orders a corned beef sandwich and some cole slaw” post’ post” post”

1. Helen Thomas says:

   August 2, 2005 at 5:50 am

   I’m a journalist and there is no way you, as a filthy lying conservative citizen journalist can print something I simply said out loud in a Denny’s on Senior’s night.

   There are rules for everyone and then there are my rules.

2. CraigC says:

   August 2, 2005 at 6:01 am

   Wow, semi-automatic cabbage.

3. MC says:

   August 2, 2005 at 9:47 am

   She keeps eating like this – she’s gonna die.

4. Salt Lick says:

   August 2, 2005 at 10:46 am

   Jeez—ever since they started these unisex toilets—I hate that old lady smell in bathrooms.

5. shank says:

   August 2, 2005 at 11:02 am

   If Jeff Goldstein stops milking this gag, I’m going to kill myself.

6. Phinn says:

   August 2, 2005 at 12:51 pm

   I don’t know.  I think if he continues to milk this gag, I’ll kill myself.

7. shank says:

   August 2, 2005 at 1:04 pm

   Hey, if you want to anger the Jeff, that’s up to you Billy Badass.  Me, I prefer not to make a target of myself.  You know what the Jeff can do to people?  He’s a frickin Large Mammal in the TTLB ecosystem man!  He’s like Big Brother and the 10,000lb gorilla put together.  I mean, if you mess with the bull you’re gonna get the horns.  My advice is to just play along, unless you wanna be some kind of hero.

8. mojo says:

   August 2, 2005 at 1:49 pm

   Thomas: “Oh Mother Mary – I think I just coughed up my spleen…”

   SB: perhaps
   
   Hey, it could happen…

9. Murel Bailey says:

   August 2, 2005 at 3:02 pm

   “If Cheney runs for President, I’ll make you pull my finger.”
   
   —Helen Thomas

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