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“Kindergarten and the Kafkaesque”

Prompted by stories of public schools engaging in what amounts, in all seriousness, to child abuse, routinely now targeted at children who don’t hew to the progressive messaging orthodoxy, Daren Jonescu plumbs the heart of the thing and comes away with some crucial insights:

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Needless to say, not one of these cases [cap gun, Lego gun, Pop-Tart “gun,” etc] involves an actual threat or danger to anyone. Nor do any of them even indicate malicious intent on the part of the “offending” child; these were just boys playing, having fun, showing off their toys, or goofing around in the lunch room. In other words, their punishment — any punishment — seems disproportionate compared to their alleged wrongdoing.

But that conclusion, though correct from the point of view of common sense, is too easy, and actually misses the point. This is where the lines of communication between ordinary humans and progressive authoritarians break down every time. For in the Kafkaesque world of progressive regulatory theocracy, there is no disproportion at all between these children’s offenses and their punishments, once you understand that the children were not being punished for threatening or endangering anyone. Rather, they were being punished for “referencing” firearms in a nonjudgmental — or even (gasp) approving — manner. In other words, their offense, in each case, was, in adult terms, nothing less than a thought crime.

The boys’ harmless actions were unacceptable precisely because they were harmless. That is to say, in the current moral grammar of progressivism, it is an offense against society to think about guns without hating or fearing them — just as it is an offense to think about Western history without the Marxist context of systemic oppression, to think of female modesty without its radical feminist critique, or to think of wealth without simultaneously thinking of greed. Thus, just as with these other notions, entertaining the idea of guns in an innocuous way is indecent, immoral, and warrants one’s removal from the collective.

No one ever mistook a half-eaten Pop Tart for a weapon. And that is precisely why you are forbidden from saying “bang, bang” while wielding a half-eaten Pop Tart. If this still makes no sense to you, that is because you are not crazy. But try, for a moment, to put yourself into the twisted psyche of a progressive authoritarian, and ask yourself this question: What is the message being sent through such rules, and the lesson being taught through their enforcement?

First lesson: guns are bad — all guns, in any situation, regardless of who has them, or why. Even your gun is bad in your hands. The gun itself is inherently evil, and not to be trusted. And that means you are not to be trusted if you imagine that guns could ever be an innocuous or innocent toy. Having a gun, or even pretending to have a gun, makes you, ipso facto, a bad child. And the same, by implication, goes for your parents, your grandparents, or anyone else who has a gun, or wishes to have one.

As I have recently explained in theoretical terms, the very nature and purpose of compulsory public education is to soften the minds of each new generation for the tyrannical “paradigm shift” to be put into practice once that generation becomes the voting public. Here is an all-too-perfect practical instantiation of my argument. No governing document, and no natural rights theory, will be any match for the majority opinion issuing from a generation raised according to the “all guns are evil” principle.

Second lesson: it is not just guns themselves that are bad; even the thought of guns is unacceptable. Fake guns, Lego guns, Pop Tart guns, finger guns — “guns” that no one could ever mistake for a real gun — are offensive. The psychological aim is clear: you will be punished for imagining guns, until the government (er, I mean your teacher) washes that evil image from your dirty mind forever. Learning how to use contraceptives in your bisexual experimentation is an integral part of the elementary school curriculum; smoking dope like President Obama is just good clean fun; but getting caught with the thought of a gun in your mind is a suspension offense, and the police may need to be called in.

The ultimate goal is not to punish such thoughts; punishment is merely the means. The real goal is to break the young soul to self-censorship and self-accusation regarding all thoughts related to personal efficacy, individual power, independence, and self-defense. A submissive citizen does not “cling” to his weapons. Therefore, future citizens must be taught that such “clinging” is a vice. Submission to the collective is the goal. Seen from that perspective, it is quite logical to try to make children self-conscious about how they eat their Pop Tarts, lest they appear to be “threatening” society. Notice, they are not actually threatening any person; their threat, being imaginary, is abstract. It is a threat to “other students” in the abstract, to the collective. The child is learning to feel guilty if he catches himself in possession of thoughts unacceptable to the state as such; that is, he is learning to submit.

Kafka’s world is our world. The nightmare logic of infinite bureaucratic authority which drives a man into admitting his own guilt without even understanding what he is accused of is the mechanism of public school indoctrination. And like Kafka’s Josef K., we are all, in the compulsory progressive public school, to learn how to self-accuse, to self-incriminate, to self-condemn. And then, at the end of our submissive life of democratic self-enslavement, socialized medicine will treat us to the ignominy of an ending worthy of Josef K. — “‘Like a dog!’ he said; it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.”

Surreality has been a theme of mine going back some time now, though I tend to use the opening scenes from Joe vs. the Volcano or Terry Gilliam’s Brazil as referential touchstones, hoping to broaden the reach of the Kafkaesque beyond Kafka. (Ironically, Gilliam is a leftist; which means he likely would have now to support that which his movie so effectively depicts as a kind of workaday Hell.)

So Jonescu’s points resonate with me:  the ends to which the means of punishment endeavor to bring about is the creation of a progressive-sanctioned thought matrix, a way to turn the PC into a kind of de facto state-approved speech.  With “tolerance” and the various labels of “hate speech” working as its social and legal policing mechanism.  By this method — which involves, as Jonescu rightly notes, the destruction of autonomy and the reshaping of the individual into a cog meant to help drive the happily humming Statist machine — the left doesn’t have to repeal the First Amendment or the Second Amendment and so on, because they will have trained future voters to create populist preference cascades that the progressives hope will lead to more laws, more regulation, and more niche carvings through which the natural right still remains, but it becomes so costly — socially, financially — and inaccessible, that it is left largely impotent and available only exclusively to the proper types.

Now, how language is put to (incoherent) work by the leftists (and many whose policy positions fall on the right) to reinforce the primacy of the group — the collective — while delegitimating the autonomy of individual agency, robbing it of its meaning by determining for it its intent, is something Jonescu doesn’t get in to.

But I’m sure there’s not a soul reading this who’s been here any length of time who wouldn’t be able to immediately connect those dots.

(h/t Lee)

44 Replies to ““Kindergarten and the Kafkaesque””

  1. mojo says:

    We don’t even take a dump around here without a 27b/6

  2. JHoward says:

    Jonescu ends:

    At a personal level, my initial reaction to these school horror stories is that I had better hurry up and finish the book I am writing about public education before I lose the stomach for it. More broadly, however, I can’t help thinking that the old philosophical mindbender, “How do you know you are not dreaming right now?” is getting more difficult to answer all the time. Surely no waking reality ever looked like this.

    Using the myth of the good of society, the State won when it took education. Everything else followed.

  3. geoffb says:

    The learning being done by this system is not like learning math or spelling. This type of learning is what I think of as emotional programing, brainwashing is what we call it in other contexts. It is one of my hobby-horses of how the left for one, radical Islam is another, seeks to change people to fit into and at the same time bring into existence the world they want.

    Once you have gotten young people to react in an emotional manner you want to some object, idea, action. That emotional reaction will overwhelm any attempt to change it by a logical argument. Only having a long period of experience in life that shows that reaction to not be related to the real world can break the hold of the brainwashing done.

    This is why the left wants a longer and longer time period to be in control of all children. The earlier and longer this programming the more successful and long lasting it will be. Once a generation of voters have a built-in abhorrence to even the thought of a gun why would they not then demand that those horrible objects be banned totally.

  4. mondamay says:

    I’ve tried to make the same point about school gun rules and “educator” reactions, but the term I was missing was “thought crime”. That really makes the point, and is exactly what this is all about.

  5. mondamay says:

    Was his reactor shaped like a gun?

  6. A presidential or congressional candidate who doesn’t promise to abolish the U.S. Department of Idiocation won’t get my vote.

    And I’m leaning toward demanding that gubernatorial and legislative candidates vow to shutter all schools of idiocation in the state’s public universities.

  7. Ernst Schreiber says:

    3rd lesson: it’s bad for a boy to act like a boy.

  8. Shtetl G says:

    This is the long con that liberals are good at. Gun control will be irrelevant if a whole generation is raised to not only fear guns but fear the very thought of self defense and self reliance. All I can say is thank god for Hollywood and their tireless promotion of how awesome firearms are.

  9. Squid says:

    The only thing standing between the Left and its glorious workers’ graveyard paradise is an army of proud, brave, American men with weapons to defend themselves.

    Thus, they must drive out pride, courage, manhood, and weapons.

  10. serr8d says:

    To a ‘progressive authoritarian’, zero tolerance rules that result in these absurd cases are perfectly acceptable. But these new American Brown Shirts are adequately labeled already: Liberal Fascists.

    Their influence is now nearly absolute, given that any who question their mighty Collective can be summarily and now! officially demonized (by the schools, the IRS, the Justice Department, the Capitol Police, and soon enough, any uniformed police force).

    We’ve passed a tipping point. Too many young dogs responding to entrancing whistles that are countered only by gruff warning barks: all we’ve got to offer to counter. ‘Individual Liberty’ isn’t what our youthful collectivized majority wants anymore. Better, to most, is a bigger Government that’ll wipe their noses and coddle their worthless asses for life.

    What will it take to slow this trend I wonder? Nothing pleasant I’m guessing. Certainly not anything the GOP can put together.

  11. LBascom says:

    We’re done til we use the gun.

    I think this pretty much sums up where we are. With the Bruce playing the GOP, and Wallace as the TEA party.

    Actually, as I remember the movie, that scene was more 2010. Now is the part later in the movie where Wallace discovers how the Bruce fucked him over…

  12. leigh says:

    Word, Lee. Hubs and I have been saying the same for at least six months or actually, since Benghazi.

  13. newrouter says:

    bordo wins the thread

  14. cranky-d says:

    The next suspension will be for thinking about guns. I’m not sure how they’ll know it’s happening, but they are working on it.

  15. newrouter says:

    goldberg was saying sumthing about nook the other day

    It occurred to me then that this story is much worth recalling just now when so many wise men and soothsayers appear to be burdened with a message to the masses. Dr. Townsend has a message, Father Coughlin has one, Mr. Upton Sinclair, Mr. Lippmann, Mr. Chase and the planned-economy brethren, Mr. Tugwell and the New Dealers, Mr. Smith and Liberty Leaguers — the list is endless. I cannot remember a time when so many energumens were so variously proclaiming the Word to the multitude and telling them what they must do to be saved. This being so, it occurred to me, as I say, that the story of Isaiah might have something in it to steady and compose the human spirit until this tyranny of windiness is overpast. I shall paraphrase the story in our common speech, since it has to be pieced out from various sources; and inasmuch as respectable scholars have thought fit to put out a whole new version of the Bible in the American vernacular, I shall take shelter behind them, if need be, against the charge of dealing irreverently with the Sacred Scriptures.

    link

  16. Pablo says:

    The next suspension will be for thinking about guns. I’m not sure how they’ll know it’s happening, but they are working on it.

    I think the pop tart kid was busted on suspicion of thinking about guns.

  17. pdbuttons says:

    Hitler said something about kindergartens in a speech once.

  18. newrouter says:

    update nockie

  19. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Austria: Teachers told not to cover Turkish jihad invasions of Europe, to avoid offending Muslims

    And thus the muslims finally conquered Vienna.

    That has to be one of the saddest headlines I’ve ever seen.

  20. newrouter says:

    THE ROYAL SCAM

    And they wandered in
    From the city of St. John
    Without a dime
    Wearing coats that shined
    Both red and green
    Colors from their sunny island
    From their boats of iron
    They looked upon the promised land
    Where surely life was sweet
    On the rising tide
    To New York City
    Did they ride into the street

    See the glory
    Of the royal scam

    They are hounded down
    To the bottom of a bad town
    Amid the ruins
    Where they learn to fear
    An angry race of fallen kings
    Their dark companions
    While the memory of
    Their southern sky was clouded by
    A savage winter
    Every patron saint
    Hung on the wall, shared the room
    With twenty sinners

    See the glory
    Of the royal scam

    link

  21. happyfeet says:

    Hitler knew nothing of the vast deposits of methane hydrate what hold such promise for Japan and India and other resource-poor nations

  22. newrouter says:

    ” other resource-poor nations”

    stupid proggs. they do “resource” po

  23. geoffb says:

    About Bordo’s comment above.

    Boy suspended for talking about guns on school bus. “”The principal told me that with what happened at Sandy Hook if you say the word ‘gun’ in my school you are going to get suspended for 10 days.”

    The principal’s name is Darrel Prioleau. But wait, there’s more: “The boy was questioned by the principal and a sheriff’s deputy, who also wanted to search the family home without a warrant.”

  24. That was last August, and the idiocators actually wised up on that one. After being pummeled severely about the face and ears by the brain-cell-surfeited..

  25. SBP says:

    It sounds like Darrel Prioleau needs to be questioned by the public. Loudly and repeatedly.

  26. The gates of Vienna are breached and the city has fallen.

    The anniversary celebration of The Fall Of Constantinople* has, it seems, begun early this year.

    [29 May 1453 – Julian Calendar / 11 June – Gregorian]

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