- The father of Passion of the Christ filmmaker Mel Gibson, Hutton Gibson, famously claimed that the Holocaust was exaggerated—that many of the 6 million Jews supposedly exterminated by the Germans had in actuality simply fled Europe for countries like Australia and the US. Has John Roberts seen the Passion of the Christ? If so, how does he explain his vile anti-semitism? If not, why has he forsaken his God?
- Conservatives, who hate freedom, want nothing more than to “get their hands on women’s uteruses”; therefore, it stands to reason that John Roberts—a conservative—might very well have a vat-full of uteri tucked away somewhere. Is the Judge willing to open any safety deposit boxes and/or storage units to clear himself of charges of uterus hording?
- The Federalist Society: conservative jurists discussing the minutia of legal restraint and federalism? Or code for “how best to jail the darkies”
- Can Judge Roberts account for his whereabouts on the night Natalee disappeared?
- It’s well known that John Roberts hates Arroyo toads. What other animals would he like to see exterminated by suburban sprawl and the senseless onslaught of corporate-aided environmental destruction?
- Do the allegations (first made by commenter “Librulavnjer” on Eschaton and later publicized by MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann) that little Jack Roberts likes to put on “puppet shows” with his genitals “for the delight of neighborhood children”, withstand tough, investigative scrutiny?
- How does the Pope sleep in that big hat of his? Seriously, how can he fit in a confessional with that thing on? I mean, it’s got to be cumbersome, right? Because it’s so frickin’ huge?
- “Josie” Roberts: well behaved little girl? or Rovian-engineered android (Eisenhower’s America™ model)…?
- On a vacation to Mexico in 1978, did Judge Roberts’ wife, Jane, participate in a 16mm snuff film in which, high on smack and cheap tequila, she beds down a slightly wounded pack mule, then slits the throat of a blindfolded Tijuana hooker?
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background story
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the “conservatives are incapbable of all but the basest motives” update: TBogg:
I’m waiting for an article that questions a man and his wife building high-powered careers, marrying late, and then, in their mid-forties, adopting infants to accessorize their public profiles. When these kids are graduating from high school, their parents will be in their sixties. I’m all for adoption, but I cringe when I see middle-aged successful couples adopt children to decorate their lives in an effort to “have it all”.
One wishes TBogg would have cringed first at the crass clairvoyance of his own petty suggestion and saved us all the trouble of having to read the fucking thing.
(h/t Allah)
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update 2: Remember: the Times is only fishing around and asking lawyers how they might get private adoption records unsealed because they’re suspicious about John Roberts’ commitment to the privacy rights of women and homosexuals.
BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!
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update 3: others commenting on this story: Hugh Hewitt, Michelle Malkin, Captain’s Quarters, Sundries Shack, and Professor Bainbridge
Dude, I’m pretty sure on that last one they’re confusing her with Cokie Roberts.
As part of the ‘investigation’, I heard the NYT was preparing to publicize the color of Roberts’ car and ask the general public to check for any door dings that matched.
An exposé on notorious criminals sharing the same hairstyle and/or pants size as Roberts can’t be far behind either. The public needs to know!
Was little Jack’s televised frolicking actually an interpretive dance protesting his adoptive father’s militant anti-abortion activism?
Here’s what the Times is likely to find….
Rovesfeld is using an army of displaced Arroyo toads to kidnap genetically-desirable female American tourists who are then selectively bred in a Central American country. The offspring are then adopted and brought into the US as the building blocks of the Bushitler/Rovian Master Race of future oil executives. Roberts (like Saddam and Osama before him) is simply another pawn in the master plan.
All hands on uterus, we’re setting sail!
“Rocky Rococo, at your cervix…”
Cokie Roberts my eye, Sean. That was Nina Totenberg.
I went to school with a “John Roberts, Jr” and I’m pretty sure he’s a gynecologist, performing unnecessary hysterectomies somewhere in West Va.
You’re both wrong. I have the film right here, and it’s Nancy Pelosi, plain as day.
I bet the moms of those two kids wanted to abort, but were FORCED to carry them to term. Women of America – this is your future; you will be the breeders for the elite! John Roberts OWNS your uterus.
Are they checking out the rumor that Roberts once used the alias of “Ron Mexica” and gave herpes to a Georgia woman while posing as a football QB?
“Rocky Rococo, at your cervix…â€Â
Hadn’t heard that one in years.
Yes, Roberts is actually a face changing master of the Bene Tlielaxu who plans on using women’s uterii to clone Karl Rove’s successor.
To enhance their pubic profiles???
What.The.Fuck?
Yeppers, appellate judges and their spouses make the cover of Vanity Fair in convertible Cadillacs all the time, just look at Jo…wait … not a judge…er…never mind
Course, where was TBogg about tossle-haired Edwards when he and his wife decided to have a couple of youngin’s in THEIR early 50’s??
IIRC it was because of their faith the Roberts felt they couldn’t enter into IVF and so went the adoption route.
And of course: “Judge Roberts what were you doing in Dallas on November 22, 1963?”
…when he shoulda been in 3rd grade…
Jaysus, Jeff…you just had to make me go read Miserable Mandy’s clueless whine on the “Constitutional right to privacy that’s not actually IN the Constitution but is a Constitutional right AFTER ALL except it wasn’t written in because the Constitution was written by a bunch of rich WHITE penis-people who never worry about THEIR rights to oppress and rape and pillage at will all us vagina-people and people of extra melanin and THE POOR..the POOR, too … it’s a CONSPIRACY I tell you …”
I don’t know what’s worst…her rant or the people posting it’s the best thing since a green tea high colonic…
…. I think I’m going to go listen to a few loops of Dean’s Scream ….
IIRC it was because of their faith the Roberts felt they couldn’t enter into IVF and so went the adoption route.
My wife and I have actual taken just this path. We’re not that old yet though. I don’t blame anyone for doing whatever they can to have kids, I know what it’s like… IVF was just a little far for us.
Go to the link in the URL and tell me those people are just trying to adorn their lives. Prick.
And you know those liberal elite hollywood lefties NEVER adopt children to adorn their lives *cough..TomCruise..cough* OR have babies in their late 40’s by every imaginable means.
If this is all they have folks, Roberts is all but wearing the robe.
“Can Judge Roberts account for his whereabouts on the night Natalee disappeared?” Whoaa, call Greta!
Honestly, these hacks are despicable. This has been on grade school level, making sex and fart jokes.
Despicable. There is no other word.
Two words; Paula Poundstone