5 Replies to “A brief message from John Bolton’s mustache, “Regis”, to the Ambassador from Syria, who, it turns out, is not quite the alpha male he thought he was”

1. mojo says:

   August 5, 2005 at 4:59 pm

   “And, no, we’re NOT going to hand you any military gear. You want night vision goggles? Go get the Russkie versions back from Hezbollah. Asshole.”

2. Chrees says:

   August 5, 2005 at 5:05 pm

   Bolton then pushed through another resolution making Friday “mustache day”… those with mustaches get first crack at the donuts and pastries on that day.

   Critics of Bolton were aghast at the “sinister and self-serving tone” of the resolution.

3. Jeff Goldstein says:

   August 5, 2005 at 7:29 pm

   It’ll be interesting to see how he does.  Certainly, anyone who believes in advocating for the policies of the current Administration—rather than half-apologizing for them with every breath—is a good choice in my book (even if he did once beat a subordinate to death with a golf club and chased a female staffer down a hallway waving his penis like a firehose).

4. Major John says:

   August 5, 2005 at 7:34 pm

   Well, if it was of firehose length, I think some forgiveness is called for.

5. Patricia says:

   August 6, 2005 at 1:04 am

   You shoulda seen Syria Guy’s face–like he swallowed Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito whole and it was kicking back at him bad–on camera.

   HAHAHA!  Give him hell, John!

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