Crawford: “Mmmmmm, you like that, don’t you, you dirty little tramp. Say, ‘thank you, Mommie Dearest, thank you, Mommie Dearest!’ C’mon, just once. For me. Please…?*
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I was so utterly conflicted when I read that original article. I mean, is it hot? Is it disturbing? Or a little of both…would it be a turn on if I, say, closed one eye and only saw the Marilyn end? Or would the horror of knowing what was on the other side of that tongue be enough to make me lose all feeling from the eyebrows down?
Oh hell yeah!
I wanna know if it was diamond-shaped
*Or a little of both…would it be a turn on if I, say, closed one eye and only saw the Marilyn end?”
In response:
A. Marilyn engaging in bi-sexual activity is hot.
B. Marilyn engaged in bi-sexual activity and deciding she prefers penis is hotter.
C. Does anybody else wonder if Joan Crawford insisted on using close hangers as sex toys ?
Also, its fairly disappointing that we only hear about the propensities of Ms. Monroe after she’s dead- personally, I think all hot female celebrities should hook up and then publish a detailed recap of their experience (for example, I would request a Cameron Diaz/Selma Hayek hookup…).
Hmm, should have been “clothes hangers”- my editor is on vacation this week =x
So where’s the video? Surely they made a video! Why isn’t it all over the Internet!?
I’m really getting tired of the damn night-vision Paris Hilton crap.
Where’s Martha? Let’s get a threesome going!
Oh no…no…NnoooOOOO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
That’s no wire hanger, that’s my IUD
ba-dump-bump
I think it would be hot if Joan Crawford were hot. She’s not, she’s scary. It must’ve been like hooking up with the creature from ‘Alien’. Clearly, Marilyn had a couple of cocktails too many.
Now, a star like Bette Davis–that would have been something else. I understand Bette could bring off a full-grown Executive Producer using her eyes alone.
If I were a lesbian, Crawford would be down there among the last two or three females I’d ever do: after Diane Sawyer, Michael Jackson’s ex-wife, Debbie, and Mrs. Moammar Qaddafi. And I’d bring a Louisville Slugger with me, just in case.
Can’t wait for the coming revelations of Marilyn’s long weekend in Acapulco with Vivienne Leigh and Katherine Hepburn. That’s the one where Marilyn says that maybe she does dig it a little, after all….
Yech.
This is going to be one of those “guy-things” threads, isn’t it?
Right, I’m going back to the Steinem thread. Anyone want a BLT sandwich?
Cheers,
Victoria