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a CITIZEN JOURNALIST decides to look on the bright side

Well, at least they didn’t cast Val Kilmer or George Clooney in the starring role…*

(h/t Allah)

22 Replies to “a CITIZEN JOURNALIST decides to look on the bright side”

  1. Isn’t that something? I blogged about this yesterday, along with a similar ‘cartoon’ that is on display at a link posted on the Planned Parenthood Toronto website.

    Very interesting these folks use cartoons to spread their message of ‘safe sex’.  Just who do cartoons appeal to the most? Hmmm …

  2. Doug F says:

    Man, that’s fucked up.

    I got absolutely nothin’.  That’s how fucked up it is.

  3. Matt Moore says:

    Safe ain’t sexy! Killing some anti-abortion protesters, now that’s sexy. Almost as sexy as yanking the feeding tubes right out of a vegetative woman!

  4. mojo says:

    Please!

    We prefer to use the term “Carrot-American”…

    SB: weeks

    I beem waitin’ to use that.

  5. Ian S. says:

    Considering the cartoon is supposed to be pro-condom, I can’t imagine they really intended the message it sends to teenage boys to be that you put them on and then they EXPLODE.

  6. Sean M. says:

    I can’t get all of the audio in the cartoon to load properly, but I did get to hedar the part at the beginning where she says she roots for the Giants.  Fuck that noise, man!

  7. iowahawk says:

    I like the one where Choicey the Chipmunk drops an anvil full of RU-486 on Feetie the Fetus.

    Th-th-th-th… That’s All, Folks!

  8. norbizness says:

    Wait till Willie Aames as Bibleman sallies forth.

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I loved that episode of “Charles in Charge” where Aames burned that one exchange student at the cross for reading Ulysses.

    Or am I thinking of Zapped?

  10. cthulhu says:

    Once upon a time I was supportive of Planned Parenthood. Then, I saw what the local branch was doing in the name of “providing resources and alternatives”. Shortly thereafter, BDS set in, and now I can’t stand these guys.

    And, yes, I’m talking about San Francisco Bay Area PP’s—particularly San Jose.

  11. Carin says:

    To follow up on the previous comment- I was Pro-Planned Parenthood- until I realized it wasn’t about parenting, but NON-parenting.  I was 24, pregnant, no insurance (just married- still a grad student) – I wanted the baby- they handed be a bottle of vitamins and showed me the door.

  12. norbizness says:

    I take it back. I don’t think Willie Aames as Bibleman has the wherewithal to combat Planned Parenthood; as [a href=”http://mars.drw.net/acw83/arslock/Pictures/biblemankid.jpg” target=”_blank”]this screencap[/a] shows, he can barely control a willful 8-year-old at a pizza parlor.

  13. Darleen says:

    The cartoon features 3 teenagers…

    And PP thinks they are being unduly harassed for not cooperating with authorities who believe they have been facilitating child molestation?

  14. syn says:

    How odd for Planned Parenthood to use a black women as their hero considering the fact that founder Margaret Sanger was a known racists against blacks.

  15. Beck says:

    Hmm… something against Val Kilmer?  Or just being random?

  16. Matt says:

    *Hmm… something against Val Kilmer?  Or just being random*

    If you didn’t see the last two Schumacher Batman, consider you’re self lucky.

    And yep, damn those evil Christians for not wanting teenage girls to get pregnant- they’re trying to take away our children’s choices to have sex with random partners!!!!

    Makes me sick.  Seriously.  My bagel is staying down but just barely.

  17. Moe Lane says:

    This is, like, a joke, right?  I’m not going to click the cartoon while I’m at work, but it’s got to be some sort of Merry Prankster-type parody?  Nobody’s this silly in public.

    Right?

  18. McGehee says:

    Moe, two words:

    Howard Dean.

  19. Nathan says:

    Good lord.

    Good lord good lord good lord good lord goodlordgoodlordgoodlord…

    (And I mean that in an expletive sense, not in any theological sense, although they’re really not mutually exclusive…)

  20. Lewis says:

    I’m not a social conservative – heck, I don’t really think I’m a conservative at all, but the Left has gone so insane that I sure as hell don’t want to self-identify as one of them.

    Well anyway, being an atheistic, free love, pro-choice kind of guy … stuff like this usually isn’t the kind of thing that pushes my buttons.

    But

    The flying superhero then travels to Washington, D.C., where she puts a giant condom on the Washington Monument

    Wow.  This educates people … how?

    and confronts a Southern senator who is stricken with “misinformed conservatism.”

    The arrogance displayed by the above ought to be shocking, but I guess we’re all pretty used to this kind of thing from the Enlightened Left Wing by now.

    Now, I like promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment as much as the next guy, but these Planned Parenthood weirdos are, like, creeping me out.

  21. Tanya says:

    Isn’t that Russell from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids in the middle? He used to have much better heroes.

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