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Best Tweet of the Year [Darleen Click]

iowahawkOnMM

That’s gonna leave a mark!

32 Replies to “Best Tweet of the Year [Darleen Click]”

  1. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Can you talk to a very important person like Meghan McCain that way?

  2. BigBangHunter says:

    Can you talk to a very important person like Meghan McCain that way?

    – Well you can try, but unless you talk v-e-r-y slowly and avoid any big words she probably will get confused.

  3. happyfeet says:

    it’s cause she stupid Mr. Hunter

  4. mongo78 says:

    Somewhere, in a more just and honest alternate universe, it’s “The Daily Show with David Burge” and Jon Stewart is doing drive-time AM radio in Minot, North Dakota.

  5. SBP says:

    Burn!

  6. Merovign says:

    *Pwned*, as the kids say.

    Also, choosing the lesser of two evils means you’re still choosing an evil, just, you hope, less of one.

  7. John Bradley says:

    I suppose MeggieMac will slink off into the sunset, never to be heard from again. In just world, at least; there can be no recovery from that level of perfectly executed public embarassment.

  8. Pablo says:

    I suppose MeggieMac will slink off into the sunset, never to be heard from again.

    Not until her tits start sagging.

  9. JHoward says:

    OT, but it could be HRC is going to be the first Clinton going to jail and the first pol sent there for lying for the guy she campaigned against.

    Such irony.

  10. DarthLevin says:

    I guess MeggieMac forgot she wrote this article: Forgive Mark Sanford.

  11. I guess I’ll just quit Twitter now. I am unworthy to share the platform with Iowahawk.

  12. -Mongo78: Why do you hate North Dakotans?

    -McGehee: I feel like that every time I check his Twitter timeline.

  13. Bacon Ninja says:

    Amazing. Makes me wish I hadn’t semi-quit with the Twitters.

  14. Squid says:

    MeggieMac forgets a lot of things. And not just when they’re inconvenient!

  15. Blake says:

    Squid, forgetting implies knowing.

    I don’t think MegMakeitadoublecheeseMac knows.

  16. Squid says:

    Are you saying she didn’t know that she wrote the Sanford article four years ago? I suppose I could believe that.

  17. Jeff G. says:

    I’ve seen better.

    Unfortunately, not many others have. Because they don’t follow me.

  18. thirdnews says:

    Does a slutty dad make her point less valid?

  19. mondamay says:

    It was kind of a hanging curveball. Still, it was nice that he was there to put the wood to it.

  20. C’mon, Jeff. We expect genius from you. Plus you’re approachable, so we don’t feel unworthy in your presence.

  21. …I mean, if you haven’t killed me yet for all the times I’ve ripped off comedy from you, that’s some serious approachability right there.

  22. Curmudgeon says:

    Never mind Debbie Wasseman Sluts, here’s Meghan McLame. The Sybian Prize has a new winner.

  23. serr8d says:

    ‘Hawk my ass. That’s a peregrine falcon taking out a plump turtledove.

  24. leigh says:

    C’mon now, Jeff. You’re the honey badger of the internets.

  25. serr8d says:

    sdferr, link us a nice YouTube of that? The bigger the explosion of feathers, the better!

  26. serr8d says:

    Reminds of Todd Kincannon’s demolition of antisemite Brooks Bayne, only TK needed several hours to get’r done.

  27. sdferr says:

    By request, a punchout. And feast.

  28. SBP says:

    “Are you saying she didn’t know that she wrote the Sanford article four years ago? I suppose I could believe that.”

    See, you’re not looking at it the right way. Your (and my) bourgeois ideas about “truth” and “history” don’t enter into it.

    If you look at it from a “Miniplenty malquoted chocolate” point of view, it makes more sense.

  29. SBP says:

    Maybe not the best example, come to think about it. Telling MeggieMac that the chocolate ration was going to be cut might produce…unfortunate…results.

  30. leigh says:

    Chubby chasers need only tell her they have extra chocolate rations, but they left it at home. She could come over and well, use your imagination. Or not.

  31. Celtic Dragon says:

    Not a thing wrong with the way she looks, from my perspective at least. The problem is her mind. That girl just ain’t right…

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