18 Replies to “a CITIZEN JOURNALIST continues to look into the Natalee Holloway case and to offer theories on her disappearance that could, perhaps, prove fruitful, were the Aruban government to follow-up on them—and were Greta Van Susteren to take up the mantle and really really dig into their potentialities”

1. Matt Moore says:

   June 30, 2005 at 5:26 pm

   Gave up on the ostrich theory already?

2. Defense Guy says:

   June 30, 2005 at 5:28 pm

   Don’t discount the possiblity that Natalee has been drafted by the evil Rethuglican regime to go fight the war in Iraq.  Because they are like that you know.

3. Jeff Goldstein says:

   June 30, 2005 at 5:28 pm

   I’m just floating alternative theories.  Don’t want to be accused of having blinders on.

4. Defense Guy says:

   June 30, 2005 at 5:33 pm

   I hear ya, and good on you for not being afraid to ‘have the discussion’.

5. "....." (shank) says:

   June 30, 2005 at 5:38 pm

   Whatever Goldstein.  Just keep sprinkling that magical fairy dust on your zombie followers and eventually they’ll believe that ostrich sotry of yours.

6. shank says:

   June 30, 2005 at 5:38 pm

   sorry.  couldn’t resist.

7. j.d. says:

   June 30, 2005 at 5:39 pm

   Maybe Greta should consult her Scientologist sources about the space aliens.

8. 3rd_Bird says:

   June 30, 2005 at 5:51 pm

   Whatever Goldstein.  Just keep sprinkling that magical fairy dust on your zombie followers and eventually they’ll believe that ostrich sotry of yours.

   Ha!  good one

9. JWebb says:

   June 30, 2005 at 6:23 pm

   I’m pretty convinced Greta Van Susteren is an alien. Geraldo should force her to give up Natalee Holloway and Jimmy Hoffa.

10. Bill from INDC says:

    June 30, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    She’s in Gitmo.

11. Bucko says:

    June 30, 2005 at 6:36 pm

    We can’t keep bloodthirsty sharks off of citizens on our own shores, largely because of Chimpy McHitlerburton’s failed homeland security plan. How can we possibly keep them off our citizens abroad? There’s a mako shark somewhere in the Caribbean who knows exactly where she is.

    Citizen journalist…find that shark!

    “Field” as in the field of Arubian suspects is getting slimmer everyday.

12. Major John says:

    June 30, 2005 at 7:06 pm

    Hmmm. I’m wondering why we haven’t seen any comment from Alien Gray yet…perhaps he’s busy right now, conducting experiments on a certain missing 18 year old…

13. Tom Cruise says:

    June 30, 2005 at 7:16 pm

    WHY ARE YOU ALL SO AFRAID OF THE DIALOGUE??

14. CraigC says:

    July 1, 2005 at 12:22 am

    I think she’s playing for the Devil Rays.

15. Beck says:

    July 1, 2005 at 3:39 am

    Zed’s dead.

16. triticale says:

    July 1, 2005 at 5:20 am

    I like Rush Limbaugh’s theory. They’ve searched and not found her so, just like the WMDs they searched for in Iraq, she was never there.

17. Moneyrunner says:

    July 1, 2005 at 11:27 am

    Rush is on to something.  “Holloway’s parents lied, … um … someone, somewhere … died.”

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