And remember: nothing says freedom quite like that second spoonful of macaroni salad.
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update Except maybe country music. Or a game of Risk with Sean Hannity.
And remember: nothing says freedom quite like that second spoonful of macaroni salad.
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update Except maybe country music. Or a game of Risk with Sean Hannity.
Oh yeah? Well, I’ll put my fried okra up against your macaroni salad any day. Salads are for wussies. Nothing says freedom like fried veggies.
I thought it was “Nothing says freedom like putting your brother’s eye out with a bottlerocket.”
America! Fuck Yeah!
Go yank your dandy doodle, you godless macaroni-loving commie pinko. Real Americans eat apple pie ! Really, you’d think a Citizen Journalist would know that.
Happy 4th, Jeff !
First I read stormy70 as saying “I’ll put up my fried Oprah against your macaroni salad …” and I thought, well I’m sure she has been put up against a good bit of macaroni salad!
Happy 4th Jeff and friends. God Bless America!
I wonder what the Kos and DU types are doing today…..
Looking for an appropriate place to burn a flag, of course.
HANNITY HANNITY HANNITY HANNITY HANNITY HANNITY DOUBLE SIXES BOOYA WHO’S YOUR DADDY ALAN HANNITY HANNITY HANNITY HANNITY…
…and a good cigar with a fine cognac after dinner.
Happy 4th to Jeff and all you maniacs!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Michelle-a-lanche!!
Anyone else noticed how many links our favorite little group of bloggers has been getting? Christ, Malkin is officially The Therapist’s new bitch at this point.
Careful, Craig. I get the feeling that suggesting that Malkin is anyone’s “bitch” is dangerous.
The Ukraine is weak, Hannity, weak!
Unofficial poll—how many people have participated in a Risk game where a player grabbed the board, flipped all the pieces in the air, and stormed out of the room?
“No really, if you totally weaken your border with me while fighting orange, I’m not going to attack you. We’re allies for God’s sake.”
I’m sure that if she reads that, she’ll know it was meant in a good-humored way, Sean.
Um, right Michelle? (ducks)
Playing Risk with Sean Hannity is not so bad; just don’t start a game with Sharpton. I mean Jesus Christ Al; I didn’t make Africa worth only 3 and North America worth 5, so my instance that we play by the rules is not ‘racism by another name’.
Salt Lick,
I think every single Risk game I’ve ever played has ended that way. It’s like the “Godwin’s Law” of risk playing. A necessary precondition of victory. Of course, in the famous Newman vs. Kramer game in Seinfeld, a third party flipped the board, so it ended in a draw.
Nothing says freedom like skipping across the border for some illegal fireworks.