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Feel it, idiot minion!

Feel the rich, cool salve of healing!*

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update:  “WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF THE DIALOGUE, YOU FILTHY NAZI ENABLER YOU?”

46 Replies to “Feel it, idiot minion!”

  1. B Moe says:

    I was tempted to fire out a response defending Michelle, then I got to looking around the site….

    Hell it would be like beatin up a ten year old.

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    For the record, I’m the “idiot minion” referenced.  Which, thought I respect the hell out of her, that’d probably come as quite a surprise to Michelle.

  3. Tman says:

    Isn’t there a rule where your argument is moot before it even started if you use a Godwin analogy to begin with?

    Ho ho. Michelle and Leni, what an inciteful analogy. And hardly any of the Daily kos kidz ever use it! It’s gold I tellsya!

    I think that the entire Nazi analogies need to be shelved until people are sent in boxcars to gas chambers. Then you can you compare and contrast to your hearts content. But until then STOP COMPARING NAZI’S TO ANYONE- RIGHT OR LEFT.

    YOU. IGNORANT. BASTARDS.

  4. Matt Moore says:

    Does Michelle make documentaries? No?

    I don’t get it.

  5. Robert says:

    Damn it, I want you to be my idiot minion. What does that Filipina hussy have that I don’t have, other than looks, talent, and a huge following?

  6. Michelle M. says:

    Jeff,

    Hadn’t seen that. Snorty-snort-snort.

    I guess this makes you the Walter Frentz of the wingnutsphere.

    Now, who are our Siegried and Roy?

    See: http://www.leni-riefenstahl.de/eng/bio.html

  7. RS says:

    Off-topic, but what is the deal with this Sinequanon “Howitzer of Enlightenment” creature?  There’s a seriously creepy vibe coming off that one’s posts.

  8. CraigC says:

    Why bother, Jeff?  The fact that she could link to that post and refer to “idiot minions” is laughable on its face.  She wishes she could be that creative.

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    What can I say?  I was born to be a sycophant, Michelle.  Just point me to a leader, and I immediately volunteer my time pushing whatever his or her agenda happens to be. 

    And of course I give myself bonus points if it happens to involve getting the populace to accept the necessity of putting certain humans in big pizza ovens.

  10. Phinn says:

    What does that Filipina hussy have that I don’t have, other than looks, talent, and a huge following?

    She’s got the smarts.  Don’t leave out the smarts.

    Unless, of course, “smart” is implicit in the “talent” thing … damn … sorry, I’m just an idiot minion.  Que sais-je’?

  11. Bill Peschel says:

    Gee, she responds to MM’s comment with a personal attack. Guess she must agree that Washington and Jefferson were terrorists.

    Of course, Ben Franklin did blow himself up in front of the House of Commons. Kos told me.

  12. Blackjack says:

    Considering how Malkin would probably be offended at a significant portion of Jeff’s material (I.E. the whole GAY PORN COCK OF LIES routine), the idea that he carries her water is nothing short of absurd.

    But, what else can you expect from somebody who thinks Nazi references are innovative and fresh material?

  13. MC says:

    Walter Frentz?

    So Jeff, does that mean that you are dead – but have lots of pictures of Michelle?

    A Michelle Malkin Minion Pome…

    Minion Man

    Malkin Man

    Minion Man

    I am.

    When Malkin starts talkin’

    Man I am walkin’

    To the tune of all her outrage.

    And when she’s decidin’

    I ain’t deridin’

    If she tosses her panties on stage.

    Minion Man

    Malkin Man

    Minion Man

    I am.

  14. mojo says:

    Now, who are our Siegried and Roy?

    Which one got chewed on by the tiger, again?

    SB: half

    It’s fate, I tellya…

  15. Satch provides more insight when he fills a diaper.

  16. Robert says:

    And of course I give myself bonus points if it happens to involve getting the populace to accept the necessity of putting certain humans in big pizza ovens.

    Oh, is that what I needed to do?  Man, I wish I had known.

    I shall now retire to write a blog post about the necessity of putting (rolls dice, consults random ethnicity table) Albanians in big pizza ovens.

    (OK, actually the table said “Jews” but it’s been so done.)

    Phinn, you can’t be my idiot minion because I’m still holding that slot for Jeff, but you can be a lickspittle or a buttboy.  Your call.

  17. Michelle and Jeff G, sittin’ in a tree

    B-L-O-G-G-I-N-G

    First some pings, then comes linkage

    Then comes some blogchildren in a Mu.Nu carriage!

  18. Jeff Goldstein says:

    People who don’t have me on their blogroll don’t get to mock me.  BECAUSE OF THE…er…SOMETHING OR OTHER!

  19. Sean M. says:

    If you’re Michelle’s idiot minion, I guess that makes me an idiot myrmidon.

    Oh, by the way, I’d never heard of this Roxanne person before tonight, but she seems kinda fixated on Michelle, no? I wish I had a stalker.

  20. Phinn says:

    but you can be a lickspittle or a buttboy.  Your call.

    Aww, man! 

    Can’t there be multiple idiot minions.  I mean, the term ‘minion’ does carry a certain connotation of multitude, you know?

    Which one sounds better?:

    “She has unleashed her vast horde of minions!  Prepare for assault!”

    or

    “So, how many minions have you got? …. Just the one, huh?”

    I believe the answer is obvious.  No, there definitely needs to be room for an abundance of minions.  The more the better.  Just the way it is.

  21. Paul Zrimsek says:

    Not only can you have a horde of minions, but if it’s a big enough horde you get to call them your Legions of Terror.

  22. gail says:

    It takes at least ten to make a minion.

  23. TallDave says:

    Is the position of sycophant taken?

    How about lackey?  Or henchman?  I’ve always wanted to be a henchman.  I’ve even been practicing my henching.

  24. Phinn says:

    I agree.  Maybe eleven, even. 

    ‘Minion’ is like ‘disciple.’ If you have only one, that’s not a minion. It’s a sidekick.

  25. Matt says:

    /Nominating Bill for the role of Siegfriend. 

    Leaves us missing a Roy.  Suggestions ?

  26. Matt says:

    Its a good thing I can spell…

    “Language”.  Yep.

  27. Murel Bailey says:

    Michelle Malkin’s not like Leni Riefensthal. She’s more like Laura Gemser with her clothes on. Assuming there ever actually was a moment when Laura Gemser had clothes on. Oh, and Malkin does commentary instead of nude scenes.

  28. Old Dad says:

    There’s an important point to be made here. Michelle Malkin is hot. Sure she’s also smart, charming, a good writer, etc. But she’s also very easy on the eyes. That’s why hatchet faced lefty shrews hate her.

    Moreover, we must ask ourselves a serious question. Can a minion have impure thoughts about its master? I think not. Hence, the idiot appelation is still in play, but in my opinion, something along the lines of “knuckle dragging testosterone crazed morons” works better.

  29. Michael says:

    Moreover, we must ask ourselves a serious question. Can a minion have impure thoughts about its master? I think not.

    Good point.  I am sooooo not qualified to be Michelle’s minion.

  30. Robert says:

    OK, I’m getting a lot of backtalk from the minions.  Which is NOT what it says to expect here in my So You Want To Be An Evil Overlord handbook.  But I have decided to be gracious about it.

    I will permit up to ten people to be idiot minions.  Anyone after that has to be a lickspittle (I decided not to have buttboys).  If someone comes in who doesn’t want to be a lickspittle, they have to challenge an existing minion to a duel to the death (or the profound embarassment, whichever comes first) in the Arena Of Pain.

    (Crap, now I have to build an Arena Of Pain.  Wait, I’ll make the minions do it!)

  31. Can’t there be multiple idiot minions.

    I believe the correct plural of “minion” is “minia.”

  32. McGehee says:

    Robert, why build your own Arena of Pain when you can rent? Just check the Bloody pages under “Arenas—Pain, Torture, Agony and Death.”

  33. Scott P says:

    Robert, where do I sign?

    Scott P, wanna-be “Malkin Minion-aire”

  34. Robert says:

    Scott, the qualification test is easy.  Bring me the head of one of my enemies.  Figuring out who my enemies are is part of the test.

    TW “where”, as in “Where did I leave my machete?”

  35. Please stop sending me to those lefty blogs without warning.  I need some type of buffer blog in between to adjust my worldview before clicking.

  36. Scott P says:

    How about Kofi Annan?  He’s the head of the U.N.

  37. ss says:

    Crap. I’m not even sure whose minion I am. Clearly, I’m a prole. I mean, look at me. But whose?

  38. Salt Lick says:

    You people are very confused.  A minion is a small onion.

  39. It takes at least ten to make a minion.

    Don’t worry, Gail.  Some of us got it.

  40. Percy Dovetonsils says:

    How about lackey?  Or henchman?

    Do I need to start saving up for my regulation henchman jumpsuit?  Or are they supplied? 

    And how’s the health plan, anyway?

  41. mojo says:

    Depends on whether you hired ‘em from a good outfit, I suppose. But no health plan, they get shot, stabbed and tossed over cliffs to often for that to be economically viable. Not to mention being squashed by steamrollers, blown up in exploding lairs, etc etc…

    You get the picture. They’re expendables.

    SB: rate

  42. Nolo Contendere says:

    Aw, dang.  I always use that Leni Reifenstal line about Mikey Moore (along the lines of: “Mikey The Immense and Evilly Scented isn’t a documentary film maker, he’s a propagandist.  Ya know, like Leni Reifenstal only without the talent or ethics.”) and now it’s ruint.  I’m going to wait until we figure out the impure thoughts thing before applying to be a minion.  For now I’m gonna stick with Fellow Traveler.

  43. gail says:

    Thank you, Attila. I was beginning to wonder.

  44. Squatch says:

    I’ll volunteer for lickspittle duty. So many want to be minions, I’d just be happy to be part of the group.

    As long as I get paid as well as a minion. Or some sort of perks. Do I get a business card too?

  45. Squatch says:

    Oh, and no Orcs. Filthy beasts. I mean, at least that’s what the movies showed. No lickspittling with Orcs for me, buddy! Yech.

  46. Hey! I got Gail’s joke, too! I guess it helps to be a marauding Hun; we’re just sharper. Or our scimitars are. Or something.

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