“Well, like they say—if a rotary saw were cherry jam, Uncle Cletis would still have all his toes.”
(Lewisburg, West Virginia)
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Instead, his toes have become… well… cherry jam.
Yikes! Jam alert.
Some folks’ll never lose a toe but then some folk’ll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
If a bullfrog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass every time he hops.
HAAA. Spamword, “south.” You can’t make this shit up.
Not quite as fun as jam alerts past though. I do miss Martha. She’s just not the
same on the Toast. Just think of what you could do with M’diddy.
Again, shouldn’t that be “M-Diddly?”
Hey they released that pro-U.S. guy they arrested in Iraq that was blogged about here.
So that seems like good news.
Thanks. Added it as an update to today’s first post.
S’pose. Kind of like cue is separated from clue. I’d take your former but I don’t have the latter…
“Anything worth doing is worth doing at taxpayer expense.”
(Washington, DC)
“Local politics is like an encounter with a trannie hooker: close your eyes and you can enjoy the ride, but get too hands-on with it and unwelcome things start to pop up.”
(Fresno, California)
“A man with virgin goats is hardly a man at all.”
(Qadhima, Saudi Arabia)
Hey, speaking of prison diaries, is Lil’ Kim gonna be posting hers here?
“That guy knows as much about (insert subject here) as a hog knows about Christmas”
It’s probably a southern saying, but I’ve found it to be popular in Southern Iowa.
Doesn’t Martha market a line of Lil’ Kim pasties?
Happiness is like pissing yourself.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
“If that boy’s brains was lard he wouldn’t have enough to grease a pan.”
Jed Clampett
Busier than a three legged cat trying to cover up shit on ice.
-Tennessee-
No toe jam jokes yet?
During a recent Wall Street Journal look at past articles, they let slip one of their best. A politician during the Watergate hearings makes a comment that it was “more fun than choking a chicken” and it made it on the front page of the WSJ.
Too bad they didn’t have a Citizen Journalist to explain what the phrase meant.
If you nail a chicken’s foot to the floor, does it shit in circles?
Sure, sure. Everyone makes fun of the redneck until their car breaks down.
Yeah, and that dorkwad with the metal detector becomes your bestest friend when your keys go missing on the beach.