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I figure if I can be totally unaware of such a thing as “Miss Congeniality 2” until my wife said something just the other day then I should be able to stay somewhat oblivious to that BNB remake. My plan is to avoid it as much as possible and then once it’s out of theatres to just pretend it never happened. So in pursuit of that goal, I’ve realized I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about in this post.
I still don’t understand how they convinced Linklater to make this movie. He’s not just some hack. Do you think he went through an expensive divorce, developed a heavy coke habit, maybe both at once?
Peter Sellers has to be Wilson.
Peter Sellers is dead, Moe. Or was that the point?
I guess we can’t make the movie then.
There’s gotta be a part for Tom Laughlin in there somewhere. Does the CIA have any Native American former Green Beret semi-pacifist agents involved in covert ops with Valerie Plaime that Tom could portray?
spamword: perform
Maybe Laughlin can play the ghost of Nixon, who tries to tempt Wilson into covering up his findings by appealing to the kind of shallow, flagwaving form of “patriotism” that true patriots like Wilson can see right through; instead, Wilson does the hard work of “dissenting” by sipping sweet tea at 5 star restaurants and tickling state secrets out of his wife with a 9” ice dong.
For an alternative title that really focuses on Wilson’s heroic actions, let me suggest:
High Plaime’s Grifter
Tell us more about this “ice dong.”
Alec Baldwin as Wilson. Talk about unintentional comedy.
Turing word: town. As in “the whole town knew what Ms. Plame did for a living”.
Valerie Plaime – Joan Allen
Thoot izz not maa wive. Hoo r uuuu? Wad deu yeu wand?
Peter Sellers 4tw!!!11111!!!!!
purple word form: like a good little ant
Hmmmm.
“I guess we can’t make the movie then.”
With CGI anything is possible.
Which is either a very absurd statement or very pithy. Screw it, time for another beer.
…and a mysterious, shadowy Iraqi figure who guides the protagonists on their search by supplying tidbits of leaked information – “Deep Goat”