Fortunately for us they didn’t think to do this sooner else HBO never could have made “The Wire.” You need gun crime to make a show like that compelling, and now that the Maryland Democrats have banned gun crime and gun violence, well, the raw material just wouldn’t be there anymore.
On the plus side, though, it’s now safe for white professionals once again to move to West Baltimore and enjoy urban culture without fear. Because take away the guns, and we’re all just people, living together, from which a harmony and kinship will naturally flow. Why, it’s like a multicultural Utopia with the stroke of a pen!
Just like Jesus would have done, had he not been hammered to a cross first by Roman republicans.
(h/t newrouter)
Making Baltimore “Chicago Safe.” Connecticut to follow soonest.
Once we’re all “Chicago safe” then Chicago will lose its fame as the safe streets place to “shop till you’re dropped.”
There aren’t any sharks in Star Wars, but the Yankees — in a town which was once vaunted for a certain sort of knowing if pugnacious classiness — managed to find sharks to jump anyhow, mounting introductions of the pitiful RedSox as Imperial Storm Troopers, their beloved Yankees’ entrance as the Rebel Alliance, only to lay the whole show prostrate on the altar of the Newtown massacres. What country has this become?
If you need a little cheering up, this might just help. Emily does great.
Another reason why we must have Americans disarmed as quickly as possible. To protect the Democrat’s friends and suppliers of two of their essential products, new voters and soma.
Ugh though, SW, if having to wade through all the saccharin drivel coming from Cooper and Belcher (belcher! sheesh) merely to get to Miller’s thoughtfulness. I confess I couldn’t last it out.
True, waiting on a lady is no great hardship, but the idiots with the drool cups are hard work. Effective contrast with the only IQ above room temp.
who would Jesus shoot?
President Buchanan looking the other way? Of course he is.
If any white professionals from Ballmer moved to my neck of the woods — or even to their double chin — they’d still need to fear the wedgie.
Ban underpants! When everyone is commando nobody is!
Connecticut:
Yep. CT is going full retard.
High-Capacity Magazine Registry, Universal Background Checks and More: Connecticut Lawmakers Reach Deal on Tough Gun Laws
Colt, Mossberg, and Ruger are all based in CT.
Time for them to pull a Magpul, I think.
ct fu heller
I think some Baretta’s come from Maryland.
Colt makes some clear insinuations that appear to have been ignored. Eh. What’s 175 years?
Yup. Their only US plant is in MD, for now.
Given the noises Baretta USA was making only a short while ago I believe we can safely assume they are at least laying preliminary strategic plans for getting out of Maryland. They’ve made themselves clear to the legislators, I tink.
Yeah, that’s pretty straightforward. The more fool Connecticut.
Other states will be happy to have the jobs.
Summary of Connecticut law.
And in Maine a different way to deal with guns is proposed in a letter to the editor. Appropriate for this administration.
“Immediately upon passage, no pistol, revolver, rifle or shotgun can be sold to any Connecticut resident until the buyer undergoes and passes a national criminal background check ”
Good luck with that — Vermont
I saw somewhere (and now can’t find the link) that one of the Texas reps is flying around the country to lobby the manufacturers in person.
It sounds like the guy is doing an excellent job for his state.
Re: geoffb @ April 1, 2013 at 8:41 pm
So, failure to register your magazines makes you a felon. Guess what felons can’t do?
I wonder what probable cause to search for illegal magazines will consist of.
That’s easy, Pablo: Do your credit card records show you’ve shopped at a gun / ammo supplier in your life? You’re on the list.