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Overheard inside a Musayyib bunker, Monday, July 18

First militant:  “Ever watch ‘H.R. Pufnstuff,’ Marwan?  Some pretty trippy shit happening on that show, brother—talking flutes, magic mushrooms, polka-dotted horses… Not to mention Pufnstuff himself.  I mean, what is he, anyway— how did he come to power, what’s his beef with the witch, what does he do for sexual companionship…?  These questions plague me, friend…”

Second militant

First militant

Second militant:

First militant:  “Say, do we have any Doritos?”

Second militant:  “Is there anything you’d like to tell me about that missing dose from our Martyrs’ stash, Hassan…?”

12 Replies to “Overheard inside a Musayyib bunker, Monday, July 18”

  1. CraigC says:

    If Jeff isn’t happy with his Turing Generator, he can always build one.

  2. harrison says:

    The drugs are a symptom of a larger, overall f**ked-upedness. Though once you’ve realized just how screwed you are(Fallujah); they probably help.

  3. Patricia says:

    They’re now down to people they have to drug to do it.  They also are lying to guys, telling them to drive to an embassy and get out of the truck, and then they blow them up on the way by remote control.

  4. First militant: Didja ever really, really, look at the trees? They’re, like, alive, man…!

  5. harrison says:

    O/T

    Damn Rockies.

  6. Sean M. says:

    So, let me get this straight…Miller time is an affront to Allah, but getting all hopped up on goofballs is okay?

    If it’s just a question of your motives, does this mean we’re going to see a rash of DUI car bombers?  Was martyrdom made for Michelob?

  7. B Moe says:

    I’m starting to think Tancredo may be on to something.  How many holy sites would we have to incinerate before they started wondering whose side Allah was really on.

  8. JWebb says:

    Couldn’t we just send Anne Murray and Christy Lane on a musical tour-de-force of Mecca and Medina? Same results but no irradiated oil fields.

  9. CraigC says:

    Hey, I love Christy Lane.  In fact, I used to date a girl who live on Christy Lane.  The singer, not the street.

  10. CraigC says:

    Dammit.

  11. CraigC says:

    Jeff, can you build a Turing copy editor?

  12. David C says:

    Out of curiosity, has anybody read what the drugs of choice are for Johnny Jihad, why, and where they come from?

    Actually, I suppose it could be of far more than academic interest.  Wouldn’t it be something if it turns out we finally round up Zarqawi and his entire crew… because we got to his drug connection?

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