Yeah, I know. But I can’t find him anywhere. And even if I could (and I have a pretty good idea where he’s heading), it’s so hot in Denver right now that I’d probably just stick the little bastard in the freezer for a half hour, then—when his shell got good and cold—tuck him into my boxers with the hope that his icy smoothness might beat back the crotch rot I fear is the inevitable result of a week of temperatures exceeding 100 degrees…
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Dangit!
Turing = “system”, as in So sorry for my language, but with Jeff playing Lucy jerking the armadillo football away from the Charlie Brown of our heightened anticipation each Friday, I had to get that out of my system.
Goldstein get your goddamned dancing armadillo out of my comments section! Every time he gets excited he craps all over the place.
WAAA!!! 100º!!!! WAAAA!!!! Try 117º with the power out for 12 hours Sunday night.
Actually, please don’t. I think the world of you and I wouldn’t wish crotch rot on anyone. Reading by candlelight, not so bad. Sleeping in a 94º house- not so good.
Say it ain’t so!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..frozen armadillo!
Is that an armadillo or are you just…oh, it’s an armadillo.
Gail, two words:
Armadillo soup.
Did you know that the armadillo is related to the anteater?
Put that in your shorts and enjoy the icy smoothness.
Armadillos taste a lot like possum but earthier. The only real way to describe it is like the difference between a Butterball and a wild turkey. mmmmmmmm good.
best followed up by a nip of Southern Comfort.
Only if the armadillo throws up its dinner. Which I guess is possible if the crotch rot has progressed far enough.
I was referring to the potential itchiness of an armadillo in the pants. Just so you know that wasn’t a response to PB’s comment about Southern Comfort, which has nothing whatever to do with armadillo vomit. I don’t think.
PB,you know they carry leprosy, right?
Sheesh, a little warm spell and everyone gets all gay and whiney.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Ah… that’s better.
Leprosy?
HEY JEFF! IXNAY ON THE ORTS-SHAY!
(that was Latin)
Hmmm. Maybe we could start sending frozen aramdillos to all the troops in Afghanistan and Iraq. I felt I was lucky to have only 2-3 months of 100 degree days, compared to those poor bastards in Khandahar or anywhere in Iraq…
Commercially, I’m thinking not ice dong, but frozen ‘dillo on a stick. Powered by 4 D-Cell batteries.
Ice dong?????
I love the smell of ice dong in the morning.
Smells like, well, you know.
Um… you ARE aware that Armadillos are notorious carriers of leprosy, aren’t you?
Um, you ARE aware that gail mentioned that several hours ago, right?
Maybe THAT’s what happened to the armadillo – some researcher took it!
Just because it’s diseased is that any reason not to eat it?
I’m just asking.
You know.
In a word: maybe.
PB, the reason armadillos get leprosy is that they eat dead humans. So it follows that we should eat dead armadillos, right?
Wow. I totally missed Gail’s comment. Sorry Gail.
So to answer your question, Sean, no, I was not aware of that.
Nothing to see here, folks, move along, move along.
Well, I don’t think GAWD intended us to eat dead Armadillos, no matter what Gail says.
Although if you singe an Armadillo, it does improve the icy smoothness quotient quite a lot. Or so I’ve been told.
http://www.recipesource.com/main-dishes/meat/game/mu-shu-armadillo1.html
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