Fonda: “I was at a party down in Baja once where Kristofferson used a Mojave Yucca plant to beat Harry Dean Stanton to within an inch of his life for “mishandling” the distilled water Kris’d brought with him to extract mescaline from the pair of San Pedro cacti he’d dug out of the desert. If I remember correctly, Harry Dean made the mistake of washing his feet in the stuff.
“Not exactly the same as the Qu’ran-splashed-with-urine thing, sure—but Christ, was Kristofferson ever pissed, man…!”*
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see also: Lilek’s new Screedblog, which (in a defiant display of cyber arrogance) doesn’t have permalinks for individual posts.
I was at that party. If you think fundie Muslims can riot, you should see acid-deprived hippies. There were battered Birkenstocks, torn flannel, and broken friendship bracelets everywhere. It was ugly.
I think I may have accidently slept with Susan Dey…
And the problem is you wish you could remember.
Wow! Bookmarked! Thanks!
And C U L8R!
Turing = finally, as in Lileks finally brought back The Screed, oh frabjous day!
Harry Dean Stanton: I spent my life getting into tense situations… You get into five or six of ‘em a day, it don’t mean shit anymore. I mean, I’ve seen men stabbed, didn’t mean shit to me. I’ve seen guns, guns too, they don’t mean shit. But wash your freakin’ feet in Krisofferson’s distilled water, that’s when you gotta watch yourself.
Dont think on it too hard… You might start having some Danny Bonaducci flashbacks that you might not want to remember.
Hey, what happened during an acid trip/love in back in the ‘70, stays in ‘70.
Uh, thanks for clarifying, HDS.
Hmm, Screedfiles? MSN gig to follow.
Lileks is the fuckin’ MAN!
I’m just sayin’.
Maybe we can talk him and Allah into taking over here!
Man, wouldn’t protein wisdom just RULE?
No.
Maybe we can talk him and Allah into taking over here!
I don’t think so. Lileks rarely (if ever) makes dick jokes. And even if Allah does, he’s not all that reliable these days.
Speaking of which…
PENISES!
Don’t go all “bitch” on me, here, Jeffe.
I don’t want to live without my PW. But Lileks? Well, I’m digging on his shit too. Plus, my work internet connection doesn’t block his site, so, there you go.
I’m thinking I’ll change my son’s name to Gnat…
You are the Master, Mr. Goldstein.
You drew me in, used me as the straight man, and then…BAM!
punch line.
Excellent.
I’m still diggin’ Lileks, though. Just for different reasons.
I’ll pass on the screed … but, hey, pass over some of that ibogaine will ya?
Hey, on the issue of the latest revelations about the Army’s Qu’ran Desecration Initiative … Appearantly the flush heard round the world never happened .. but what if it did? So what ? I’m pretty sure the Allies fighting Arabs in N. Africa during WWII wrapped the Arab dead in pigskin at times to demoralize the Muslims…
Have the American people lost all their collective cajones or is it just the media? Is there no nationally recognized figure from the middle to right that will comment honestly without prefacing their comments with 5 minutes of sucking up to muslims about how horrible any desecration to the Qu’ran is.. ? Is there no nationally respected media figure that will stand up and just say ‘So What ?”…
Also, you’re a Fondaphobic bastard and I’m delinking you.
What I can’t figure out why people are apologizing about this so called “koran desecration”. Hell, I wish Bush and Co. would stop referring to it as the “Holy Koran”. Get over it- its a book, with words, on paper, like any other book and if I want to whip out Private Johnson and douse it with caustic homemade chemicals, I’m damn well going to do it.
All the hand wringing over scumbag terrorists who’d behead red and blue state americans for no other reason then we’re the infidel. I keep hearing about “anti-muslim” bias on the rise- gosh, i wonder why.
Well, my anti-muslim terrorist bias was pretty high to start.
Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I do have a wee, wee bit of breaking news regarding the human rights situation in Guantanamo.