first man:
second man:
first woman:
third man:
second woman (with grocery bags):
first man:
second man:
first woman:
third man:
second woman (with grocery bags): “…somebody tried pushing the button, right…?”
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cross-posted at Kate’s place, where—as a guest poster—I hope to confuse as many Canadians as I can.
I’m guessing one of them passed gas. My bet is on t he woman with the grocery bag- she’s trying to deflect attention. I hate elevators.
This isnt freakin funny Goldstein.. because I spent half an hour stuck in an elevator the other day with a couple of sweaty guys and two women that appearantly bathed in cheap perfume and some homeless dude with gas.. all because none of those idiots remembered to punch the button.. The Cretins
Hey Jeff, is the Citizen Journalist coming back at 3:00 pm EST?
Did the second lady have the groceries all along or did they just materialize?
Because that can make or break an elevator story, in my book, which admittedly is mostly pictures…
Lloyd —
I’m in talks with people now.
Scott —
I just provide the outlines. You get to fill in the details.
Uh Yup, I’d say you’ve got a good start on that Canadian confusion thing. Keep up the good work, that’s going to be some good reading. This should make the Vodkapundit gig look like a church social.
Jeff,
Is ”Talks With People” your Faux Indian name?
I knew it.. youre going for that position at the University of Colorado, Ethnic Studies Dept arent you ?
Turing word: seems
As in: seems you and Ward Churchill have been getting a little chummy…I noticed the Ward/Billy J features have thinned out.. coincidence ? hmmmm
Hilarious post!