You know what would make an awesome t-shirt? ‘Happiness is a plateful of cold liver’ spelled out in tiny paw prints below a picture of a tabby kitten in a cute li’l chef’s hat and apron! Could sell millions of those, I bet!
Christ, do I ever need an agent…
Hang in there!
Thank God it’s Cat-Day!!!
Allow me to be the first to put a bullet hole in one!
What’s the armadillo think?
How come no one ever asks about Jeff’s pet seal..? The one that was barking in the background of his radioshow.. And how come neither the Armadillo nor the Seal have names (and probably not even any cute little animal outfits.. the poor abused things)
Waiter outfits are good, too.
well here’s the tabby, if anyone wants it.
I think Jeff needs a kitten. All of you sending him DVDS just drop off a little fluffy kittypoo instead.
oooooh, it someone could cover the postage, i can get lots o’ kitties!