Actually, this being our fifth wedding anniversary, the wife and I are planning on having a nice meal, then kicking back and watching a movie. So no dancing armadillo today.
In fact, on special occasions like this, I like to pack the little guy into a shoebox with some mini-Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and a bottle of Diet Pepsi, and let him spend a nice quiet evening of his own—in the hall closet, behind the vaccuum cleaner.
That’s a nice touch for your little guy, but what do you do with the armadillo?
Happy Anniversary, Jeff! May your path towards adding a zero to the 5 be a smooth one…
Happy Anniversary!
Captcha word: “True” as in “love”. Awww.
Hey, Jeff:
Does the 2004 video “The Choice” with the hair and Edwards and Bush and the Rawhide song, et cetera, still exist anywhere on the web where it can actually be downloaded? The Daily Recycler link on this page:
http://www.dailyrecycler.com/blog/2004/10/choice.html
doesn’t work anymore.
Congratulations and many more years.
Congrats.
Congrats Jeff. The wife and I have our 5th in October. Who knew it would last this long.
Happy anniversary!!!! (I hope you learned your lesson with the picture frame fiasco and got her some bling bling or something…
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Congratulations. Good day to get married. Today’s our 27th.
Congratulations !
… and many many more..
One bit of advice for a long marriage… Dont leave the armadillo alone with your spouse when you’re away.. Lock him in the closet in a box. ‘Cause they’re some suave, smooth talkin sons of bitches, especially after a couple drinks..They could talk Mother Teresa out of her habit.. I remember I left my first wife alone with an armadillo when I went on a business trip.. I thought it was cool ‘cause she assured me he was gay and they were just really good friends.. Long story short, I came home to a bare empty house and a ‘Dear Jake’ letter.. so.. dont let that happen to you.. trust no one.. not even your armadillo.
(and I’m not even going to comment on those backstabbing seals.. not trusting them is a given)
Congratulations Jeff and Mrs. Jeff!
Oh my Lord, Gail! Your anniversary today! Congratulations to you! Mine too (’cept I forgot about it 16 years ago).
Mazel Tov! And, conga rats!
You can just put that armadillo out to pasture, so far as I care.
And may the bird of happiness streak your windshield all the way into the golden sunset.
And warmest congratulations on your 27th, gail!
Turing = body, as in, I am so not going there…
I wanna go home with the armadillo….
Congratulations, Jeff.
Happy anniversary!
congratulations.
<bitter and lonely>Well, la-di-friggin’-da! It’s all smiles in here with everyone celebrating their wedding anniversaries, while I sit here, left wanting for the tender caresses of a good woman.
Screw you guys…Just, *sniffle* screw you!</bitter>
I’ve never understood the allure of the single life. What do you people do for sex anyway?
Improvise!
Congrats to all of you celebrating anniversaries! It’s nice to know someone found true love.
Sean,
You can hang out with Dianna and me…I guess we can invite ‘Dear Jake’ over too.
Congratulations. 4th is Fruit/Flowers, 5th is Wood, 6th is Armadillo. So there’ll be some dancing next year.
“I’ve never understood the allure of the single life. What do you people do for sex anyway?”
Just about anything!
Just teasin’ guys. Makes me feel better about getting old.
How’d that closet and diet coke thing work out? I’ve tried it myself, and with five kids… we barely make it to foreplay.